My new landlord's a piece of shit and I'm so up in her grill. You get

[henslee]

to a certain age and you just say fuck it, I know where this is going... time to just call folks on their shit right off the bat. What makes things shittier is she's my cousin's attorney and friend. No offense to attorneys but sometimes they have the most totally fucked mindset.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. What do you call 72 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!!

:rofl:

Landlords can be so good, or so evil. I'm sorry you got one of the evil ones.

[henslee]

2. Hee hee. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Thanks. Its no big deal... Its only a 6 month lease. When she showed the place, she pointed out we were right across from the laundry room. Wasn't till I moved in that I learned it was also the trash room... ewwwww. And the chutes always get clogged and assholes just stack their trash ten feet from my door. grooossssss.

[chaska]

3. Wait a minute! I thought that joke was supposed to be about accordions.

There's something fishy going on here.

...at the bottom of the ocean, ya see.

...I mean 'sea'.

...oh, never mind.