Jesus Christ! who has change for a 5?

[underpants]

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Jesus works at Home Depot?

I think we know who the phantom gluer is!

[matcom]

2. YOU RIGHT! i'll bet everybody blamed Judas

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. I have security cam footage that clearly shows Judas

selling plywood off the back loading dock and pocketing the money at the time of the adhesive assault.

[matcom]

5. wow! are you one of those Minutemen?

:thumbsup:

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. Secondman

just ask Mrs. McLargehuge

[underpants]

9. You say your name is Hay-ZEUS huh?

Jesus.

You say you don't have any kind of ID on you huh? No Social Security card huh?

[matcom]

10. Ho-Zana!

[underpants]

4. Jesus says to the guy in the picture:

Can I give you a hand with that 2X4?

Oh man I am in BIG trouble now. :scared:

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Nine inch nails? Aisle three... thanks, have a nice day

Yes, big mallots there too. Next customer please...

[matcom]

7. Bob Villa would have used decking screws

:7

[redqueen]

11. .

[nini]

12. I'm going to send this woman after you for that!

[underpants]

13. HA!

I saw the ads for that (was it possible to miss them?) but I missed the show .

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Greatest. Show. Ever.

In the history of television. It was unfucking real.

[nini]

15. She is completely nuts

Next weeks show is the one where she completely melts down at the end. Even her own kids look scared. That's the one you want to catch.

[underpants]

16. Fox Trading Spouses right?

[nini]

17. Yep.. .it was on at 9 last night.

I'm sure someone here will post a reminder next week since it was so funny.

If you havent' seen her video go here http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses/


:scared:

[underpants]

18. Honey I think I found a daycare provider

at least we will know that our baby will get a CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!! upbringing.

I would like to see her discussion monetary policy with William F. Buckley and Naom Chomsky.

Good god.


I am in tears here.

[nini]

19. LOL

She's a GOD WARRIOR!!

Holy crap.. I went to Catholic school for 9 years and NEVER saw anyone like her. She's beyond fundie... She is definitely mentally ill.