I'm forming a sect!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Ok what do we do?

:popcorn:

[NervousRex]

1. Write a Manifesto....

so we know what to do and say...;-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. I don't what to do. Anybody got any ideas?

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

2. section ourselves off

into a clique?
:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. No it's more than that. It's a sect.

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

7. can we have a secret handshake?

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Sure. What kind?

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[wildhorses]

16. it should probably involve popcorn..

doncha think?
:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Good idea!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Heidi]

3. Get some members, collect money from them. (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Yeah good idea!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[JVS]

8. FOLLOW ME, that's what you do!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. But wait. I wanna be The Grand Supreme Boobah!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[JVS]

13. It is not the divine will that you be supreme. Now go round up some wine

[NMMNG]

22. I hereby designate you the Grand Supreme Boobah!

[JVS]

25. Your declaration is invalid, you lack "assaholic succession"

[PROMETHEUS UNBOUND]

10. delegate responsibility

:popcorn::beer:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Ok ..... Um .......... Get some money from somebody.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[PROMETHEUS UNBOUND]

14. We will just ask for donations.

:popcorn::beer:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. From the profane. Then we can let them in.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[PROMETHEUS UNBOUND]

28. We must maintain the upper hand at all times. Gently. Firmly.

:popcorn::beer:

[Fox Mulder]

15. I'll fund it...

as long as you make me Supreme Potentate. :evilgrin:

[JVS]

17. That job is taken, I'm running this cult now

[chknltl]

27. Damn it FM ya beat me to 1000!

[Fox Mulder]

29. Haha.

I did. :)

Where have you been? I haven't seen you forever.

[chknltl]

36. My kid's been visiting. Congrats on the thousand mark.

btw: I have had my eye on you since your very first thread which you were able to post at only 13 prior postings! It seems like only a month or so ago, wait a minute it was JUST a month or so ago! Your first thread was late at night and it was titled "It is very quiet in here". I thought it very strange that someone could start a thread with a mere 13 prior postings. Then I noticed the name and I thought hmmmmm, something odd about this, something very odd indeed. Now you have hit the thousand mark at warp speed. Someday I shall figure this enigma out! :tinfoilhat:

[Fox Mulder]

38. Thanks.

:)

What can I say? I have a lot to say and to talk about. :)

You only have two more posts before the thousand mark youself! Get crackin'! :hi:

[obxhead]

19. If we post it here we'll be found out!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. Everyone will know about it, but it's still secret in our ways.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[obxhead]

30. Do we get the proverbial "easy money"?

since we're in on the ground floor thing.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. All depends how much we get. I hope there's a lot of "donors".

[obxhead]

33. As long as I'm in the top 10% of the pyramid

I'm in.

[JVS]

21. I declare "light" beer to be an abomination! All praise the holy one!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Yeah real unholy!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[obxhead]

34. easy now. We allow light beer @ the premium beer price and

we get a much higher profit margin.

[chknltl]

26. We could lie and steal and cheat and...

...wait a minute that sect already exists, it's called the republican party. Ok we could be the "Seekers of the Ultimate Civilian Knowledge of America Service"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. Here's the hat I'm going to wear!

[chknltl]

39. geese are just big ducks....

ducks are my nemesis ya know. Did you notice the acronym for the sect-name I proposed earlier. If you had a chicken hat on you would have easily noticed this. Ducks are way over-rated, ducks are dumb, ducks are evil, ducks vote republican, duck: the other white meat! So when something falls from the sky everyone always shouts out what? :"DUCK"!!! Like what the heck is a lame duck gonna do for ya when stuff falls from the sky?!?! I say listen to chickens, they are highly underestimated you know. I am about to hit 1000 posts, this chknltl shall not squander that momentous occasion on someone who should get impeached for wearing a silly goose hat! Good day to you sir.













:hide:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

40. One more to a thousand!!

[chknltl]

58. been there done that... if it weren't for that goose-hat

...I would have been honored to have reached 1000 in one of your threads. You may have the less notable 1001st. I gave my oh so precious 1000th post to a fellow DUer who disagrees strongly with me on the matter of handgun control. It is possible that this person is a freeper but then the topic brings out the freeper in a lot of DUers.
He has 15 posts and accused me of a "holier than thou" attitude.
Of course I AM holier than a duck or a goose but never for an instant would I presume to be holier than a cowboy with a loaded handgun.

[Starlight]

35. I've always thought it would be a good idea to convert repubs.

Before you disagree, think about this: They're an endless supply of mindless sheeple followers. They do what they're told. They don't ask questions or require explanations for bizarre behavior. They're ALREADY donating huge sums to crazy tele-evangelists and crooked politicians. Why not scoop up that money for a worthwhile cause? :patriot:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. No.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[billyskank]

41. Any sect that you have formed I wanna be in

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. Thanks Billy.

[driver8]

42. Don't we have to get some purple jump suits and Nike sneakers?

Or something like that, anyway.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Nah we can do robes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

45. How's this? The Royal Holy Order of the Yak.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[philosophie_en_rose]

47. Just the one yak?

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. Well ........ Ok. The Holy Royal Order of the Yaks.

[philosophie_en_rose]

46. Tax exempt Status!

:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. You got it!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[philosophie_en_rose]

50. Our sect requires Hybrid cars and fancy coffee.

:bounce: and free cable. :bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. Yeah! Well I own a Volvo but it's not hybrid.

[philosophie_en_rose]

52. That's okay. The {diety} will provide.

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. Glory by His Presence.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. Unless we're supposed to ride the yaks?

That might be uncomfortable. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

55. They have saddles though.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Peter Frank]

56. The first thing would be to have averyone perfect the Dean Scream...nt

[Crazy Guggenheim]

57. Cool, that could be our "yell"

[DanCa]

59. Cool can I have the title of Reverand of Rythym. ?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

73. You got it!

[KitchenWitch]

60. Can I join?

I can guarantee it my cabal's activities will not interfere!

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

74. You're in.

[qnr]

61. Great! To be polite, how long must we wait before we can splinter? n/t

[Truebrit71sbruv]

62. I have done so already...

... my colleagues are coming along in a moment to sweep me up...

[qnr]

69. a real "sweeping sub-sects" huh? n/t

[Tallison]

63. Sacrifice a Republican

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. Cool!

[mtowngman]

64. Is this anything like a clique?

I mean, I'll still join, I just want to know.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

76. It's weirder.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[mtowngman]

83. oh I'm in.

[anarch]

65. hey! no sects threads!

I can't believe this didn't get locked, jeez.

[ghostsofgiants]

67. Damn, I wanted to make that joke

x(

[RedCloud]

66. Hey if we are just going to talk about it...

Wouldn't we be like those other oral sects you hear so much about?

[qnr]

68. :snort: n/t

[texas1928]

70. You could dress like this.

[edbermac]

71. NO SECTS THREADS!!!

I'm telling Skinner!!

:P

[LaraMN]

72. Buy matching polo shirts and trousers. n/t

[LSK]

77. lets save the yaks

[Crazy Guggenheim]

78. IT's going to be called The Royal Order of the Yaks.

[LSK]

80. thats wonderful!!!

Now how do we get a yak and who are we saving it from?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

81. Well. We can just have a picture of it.

:popcorn:

[warrens]

79. Two words

Sex slaves. All good sects have brainwashed sex slaves.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

82. How could anyone forget that?

:popcorn: :popcorn: