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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:37 PM Original message |
Post your best (or worst) pick-up lines here.... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
1. Best or worst? You decide |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
2. "I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand." |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. You like necking? |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. "My twin brother and I think you're hot you wanna play? Luv, Tina!" |
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nashbridges (349 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
5. Worst I've ever heard: |
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atomic-fly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hey you foxy sluts! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. Hey baby, what's your sign? I hope it's "yield" |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
8. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" |
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Truebrit71sbruv (890 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Fetch yer coat love, you've pulled..." |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
10. May I insert my penis into your vagina? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
11. Do pick-up lines *ever* work? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. This is how my divorced father met his 2nd wife. |
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skoppa (323 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
13. Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. Would you care to exchange bodily fluids? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:21 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Don't be embarrased to say it's your worst... |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
15. "C'mon, lower your standards! I did." |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
17. "How you doin'?" |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. I actually heard a guy use this one. "Do you like boats?" It was on a |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
19. Do you play basketball? |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 06:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
40. You must hear the other one, too, all the time |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. "How do you like your eggs: boiled, scrambled, or fertilized?" |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Wasnt that you in that Thighmaster commercial?" |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
22. Nice dress! |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. Come home with me! I need your weight on these icy roads! (n/t) |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-02-05 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. For breakfast... shall I call you or nudge you? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
25. I heard a really good one... |
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nemo137 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. I keep debating making flyers |
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northamericancitizen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. 3 AM the bar just closed. On the sidewalk people still trying to |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Do I come here often?" |
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Truebrit71sbruv (890 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 04:51 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. ~chuckling~ |
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Scoots (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
29. Disgusting alert -- |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
30. Nice socks.........wanna hump? |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
31. "Hey you look familiar. Do I know you? Did you go to Westwood High?" |
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Scoots (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:28 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. No, I went there sober..... (rumor has it this is Bad Pun Day) |
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tigersumtin (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
33. were do you dance? |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
34. Excuse me, you've probably heard every pickup line there is... |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
36. I could use a little help ... |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
37. I do not use pickup lines... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
38. from a garbage lyric |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
39. Heard a comedian say this one years ago |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
41. "I've noticed something about you that you might not be aware of...... |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
42. "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit" |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
43. Wanna get a pizza and fuck? |
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PowerToThePeople (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
44. I stick with, "Hey honey, put down that pipe and get my pipe up." |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Hey, who let O'Reilly in here? |
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PowerToThePeople (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:17 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Hi SeattleGirl. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:19 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Howdy!!! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
48. My best... |
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lakemonster11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
49. Once in college, one of my male friends came over - I was studying |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
50. How "worst" do you want to get? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
51. "Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after!" |
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