I wrote a children's book once.... named it Curious George

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and the High Voltage Fence..... imagine how shocked I was when no one would publish it.... pity.

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1. I wrote Bi-Curious George,

and they wouldn't accept that, either.

Fuckin' Philistines.

[mykpart]

2. Did you also write The Care Bears Burn in Hell?

I once wrote a self-help book called I'm OK, You're an Asshole, and I couldn't get it published either!

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3. Heh, heh heh.... to the both of you.... :)

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4. You wrote this?

http://triggur.org/storytime/george/

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5. Oh my gawd.... I thought it was just a joke.... criminy, there really is

a curious george... but he doesn't live in the wh.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. I wrote Syphilis the Magic Rabbit...

and no one bought it! x(

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7. Strangers have the best candy was a pretty good seller... or so

I have heard....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. I hear "Let Your Priest Touch Your Privates" was pretty big too.