Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons.

[ghostsofgiants]

Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder.

Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.

[XemaSab]

1. LOL!!!!

:D

[Initech]

2. I like the Mayor Quimby commercial better:

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink
We wouldnt have a tire yard or a midsize roller rink
We wouldnt have our gallows or our shiny bigfoot trap
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Vote for Mayor Quimby. If you were running for office, he'd vote for you!

[underpants]

4. VOTE QUIMBY!

[Initech]

6. Election in November! Election in November!

Again? This stupid country!

[ucmike]

3. quimby is bush choice #3 for supreme court

so if the alito doesn't work out, you'll have wasted a vote on quimby.

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell

Because you need him, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why he did this: to protect you from yourselves.

[XemaSab]

7. .

Birch Barlow: There are three things we are never going to get rid of in this town: one, the bats in the public library; two, Mrs. McFuly's compost heap; and three, our six-term mayor - the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat: Diamond Joe Quimby.

Quimby: Hey, I am no longer illiterate.

[Sequoia]

8. In the Big Rock Candy Mountain

the jails are made of tin
and you can walk right out of it
as soon as you are in