let's start a story thread

[redsoxliberal]

okay, so everyone adds one line to the story...



I got out of bed one morning and

[In_The_Wind]

1. walked into the kitchen ...

[Mr.USA]

2. signed onto DU for the first time

EVER !!

[redsoxliberal]

3. and realised that they were all crazy, so I

[jayctravis]

5. decided to start a one-line story thread.

[In_The_Wind]

6. But ~ then I thought ...

[redsoxliberal]

8. why not, I'm rather bored with homework and

[redsoxliberal]

9. have just looked and realised this thread died, so I

[salin]

10. picked some anchovies off the pizza and was thankful that

[redsoxliberal]

14. it was my dog's dinner, because i hate pizza and

[flvegan]

11. Posted damn-near-nude pictures of

[rug]

12. Barbara Bush

[redsoxliberal]

15. but then promptly vomited over my keyboard, and forcede rug to

[Gildor Inglorion]

16. travel far beyond the orbit of Neptune, to the home of the

[haydukelives]

17. neocons

[redsoxliberal]

18. and happened to be the specific birthplace of alito, who

[Chan790]

19. bears an uncanny resemblance to

[redsoxliberal]

20. scalia, in purely

[Chan790]

22. intentional fashion?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Welcome to DU Mr.USA

Thank You! for posting in my direction 1st ...

May your time here be long and happy!

[Mr.USA]

7. Wow Thanks

:yourock:

[bigwillq]

13. Welcome dude!

:hi:

[WCGreen]

21. And the nominee is.....

for newest DU'er.....