Kevin Federline's rockin' music greeted with wife's "hurtful laughter"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Britney Spears had some harsh advice for her hubby regarding his nascent singing career: Don’t get your hopes up.

Kevin Federline recently brought home some music he’d recorded and he played it for Spears, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly.

His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an “insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”

Spears’ unkind review comes at a time when the new parents are said to be going through an extended rough patch. Her “tolerance for his behavior is waning quickly,” reports In Touch. For example, while Spears was busy changing their infant son’s diapers, Federline reportedly spent two hours getting his hair braided. And after a blow-up on Oct. 19, Federline went to a nightclub called Mood, where he partied until well after midnight. “He seemed kind of out of it,” a witness told the mag. “Everyone was like, Go home to your family. Isn’t it a bit soon to be out partying?”

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[GOPisEvil]

1. Did Brit just leave a job interview?

*noticing restaurant in the background*

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

9. Ba-Zing.

[ThingsGottaChange]

2. So, what was he

before he was Mrs. Britney? I'd never heard of him before he hooked up with her. Of course, I am a bit out of touch with the younger generation!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. He was one of her "backup dancers"...

...and the father of two children (actually one and one on the way) with an actress from the sitcom "Moesha."

So, he started fooling around with Britney, left the girlfriend right before she gave birth to the second child, started spending Britney's money, got her pregnant, spent Britney's money, hung out at strip clubs, spent Britney's money...

In other words, professional SOTE.

(Scum Of The Earth).

[ThingsGottaChange]

4. Well, she's never been known for her intellectual prowess, has she? nt

[jane_pippin]

5. What does her shirt say? I have the golden something? I hate

the golden something? Ticket? Does that mean something? And just what is it in reference to? Did the "I'm with stupid" maternity tee get vetoed by her handlers?

[LaraMN]

6. Oh no you di'int!

"I'm with stupid!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

7. That was a Bomb Ass Stewie Griffin impression

Give us MORE!!

[jane_pippin]

11. More? You want more? Oh I suppose you think it's all well and good--clap

clap for the funny baby, I want more! Dance, funnyman, dance!
Well let me tell you something--there's more to me than rah rah jokes and song and dance! You think I managed to construct death-rays and Lois-killing super-computers by leaping about here and there amusing people with stinging barbs, do you?


Well. I suppose a few steps coldn't hurt. My Samba is divine:

[Hissyspit]

10. Golden Ticket. Charlie & Chocolate Factory reference.

Too cutesy.

[the_spectator]

8. OMG!!! This is hugh!!!!!1!1!

All hell will break loose when their marriage falls apart! They'll have to split the Lounge into two forums! Or maybe three!

Lounge: The Spederline Break-Up
Lounge: Everything Else But Pictures of Cats
Lounge: Pictures of Cats

[skygazer]

12. Gosh, they're having problems?

There's a surprise. :sarcasm:

"Her tolerance for his behavior is waning quickly."

Hmmmm... she seemed to have a fine tolerance for his behavior when it involved fooling around with her at the expense of his pregnant girlfriend. What a shock that he'd prove to be less than perfect! More :sarcasm:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. So, since she's a suckhole piece of shit "artist", this means either

that Federline is really good, and Shitney can't understand it, or that even in her vapid shittiness she can tell that he sucks, which means that he really, really sucks.

I would assume it's the latter, unless for some reason he was doing song cycles of Crumb or Stockhausen, which I'm sure Shitney could never understand. But I doubt that ignorant piece of shit Federline could understand them, either, so I'm sure he just really sucks.


Hey - Shitney - don't worry about it, though! They can just take it to the studio, tweak every syllable into the correct pitch, overproduce the fuck out of it, compress it to hell, and ship it out, just like your shit!

[Deja Q]

14. The archetypal parents of the 21st century, no doubt.

No wonder she whores herself to every RIAA label while corporate execs use the excuse that Americans are stupid as to why they offshore everything...