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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 08:30 PM by Breeze54
Here lies John Yeast, Pardon me for not rising.
-------------------------- Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake!
-------------------------------------- Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a forty-four. No Les, No Moore.
--Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.
----------------------------------------------- Here lies an atheist, All dressed up and, No place to go.
--------------------------------------------- Clark Gable: Back to silents.
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I TOLD you I was sick! --Epitaph of a hypochondriac.
----------------------------------------------------- Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
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Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City, Kansas --- Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.
We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.
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Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer
Here lies the body of
Thomas Kemp.
Who lived by wool
and died by hemp.
Bletchley, Bucks, England
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He got a fish-bone in his throat
and then he sang an angel note.
Schenectady, New York
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On a Coal-miner
Gone Underground For Good
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On an Auctioneer:
Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876
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On a waiter:
Here lies the body of
Detlof Swenson.
Waiter.
God finally caught his eye.
April 10, 1902
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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming........ like the passengers in his car.
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