Worst part of the rapture

[Taverner]

[billyskank]

1. The worst part of the rapture is

it ain't happening and all those fundies aren't going anywhere!! :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Ruining a perfectly good convertible top

[Az]

3. Angelina isn't going anywhere

Looks like she is an atheist. From an inteview done by the Onion (real interview).

In the September 6, 2000 edition of The Onion A.V. Club titled "Is There A God?", celebrities were asked the question. Jolie was among those asked.

Actress and tabloid fixture Angelina Jolie will soon play computer-game character Lara Croft.

The Onion: Is there a God?

Angelina Jolie: Hmm... For some people. I hope so, for them. For the people who believe in it, I hope so. There doesn't need to be a God for me. There's something in people that's spiritual, that's godlike. I don't feel like doing things just because people say things, but I also don't really know if it's better to just not believe in anything, either.

[Taverner]

6. Ahhhh but she is heavenly

Theres no way in the name of all that is good and pure that she wouldn't be in heaven :)

[Az]

7. She can be one of the nicest of the damned

I like to think there are a lot of us. :D

[Reciprocity]

4. Joke

Preacher, preacher I've got some good news and some bad news which would you like first. Tell me the good news. The raptures has accrued and Jesus is here. Preacher what could possibly be the bad news then? He naked dancing around a bonfire with same Pagans.

[CanuckAmok]

5. leaving my proshetic penis behind.

I mean, what's the point?