Get a room!

[KitchenWitch]

LeftyMom and flvegan!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

1. Thank god

It's not me they're talking about... :hide:

Worried I was starting to get a rep

[GOPisEvil]

2. ...or a cold shower...

:P

[southlandshari]

5. ROFL!

Great minds think alike. Reply #2 meet reply #3!

;)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Got anymore "friends" with crushes?

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

8. ROTFLMAO!!!

:spray:

No more. That leaves all my time for chasing YOU around, darlin'!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Wait...does that mean WE have to get a room now?

[southlandshari]

12. I think we have to get a lot naughtier

before anyone is going to take up a collection to pay for a room for me and you, baby. And I'm afraid some might want to watch...

;)

[GOPisEvil]

15. Ooooooh...there are some truly sick people in this world then.

Watch? Me? :scared:

[southlandshari]

47. Color me sick.

I'd watch YOU any day!

;)

[GOPisEvil]

48. Hey!!!!!!

[southlandshari]

58. What?

Why are hiding behind that door, darlin'?

[GOPisEvil]

59. It's cold...

...so, uh...well...

shrinkage



There



I said it.

[southlandshari]

62. Oh dear.

You need to find a way to get warm, darlin'....

We could....








Um.

Nope.

I can't say THAT!

:P

[flvegan]

64. I'll call ahead and reserve adjoining rooms.

We can use the DU mod Platinum card, and call it a "meeting" so it can be written off.

[GOPisEvil]

66. I'll bring the moon pies.

They mimght not be vegan, but dammit, they're good. :P

[flvegan]

69. I fear I'd have to

fight southlandshari for them, anyway. A fight I would most certainly lose...

If they're anything like the old Scooter Pies, yes, dammit, they are!

[Heidi]

14. Have you forgotten your first love?

[southlandshari]

16. Oops.

I thought you were asleep already!

:hide:



It's not what you think. Really. I, er, um...

[Heidi]

17. Tell it to GOPisEvil, you big tease. (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

18. How do I compete with a pecan hand pie?

[southlandshari]

19. You know I can't answer that.

In public.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

25. Hence the need for a room...

I get it now!!! :think:

[Heidi]

20. You stack up quite favorably, my friend.

Any any day except for the two weeks immediately preceding Thanksgiving, I'd choose you over handheld pecan pie. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Awwww...thanks!

[southlandshari]

29. Ouch!

Ok. We're even now. You cruel, cruel woman.

You can forget Thanksgiving!

:cry:

[billyskank]

21. I am so gutted

After how she treated me at the weekend. :cry:

[Heidi]

23. Have some rebound pie.

[billyskank]

...

:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

125. Is it just me, or does that "pecan pie" look more like a bowl o bean soup?

Sorry...

[southlandshari]

27. Who me?

Oh no! Don't cry!

Let's go out for dinner and talk about this, ok?



;)

[billyskank]

32. You have an evil sense of humour

;)

[southlandshari]

34. Is that good or bad?

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

40. Hey,

if that isn't a vegan pecan handpie it really needs it's own thread.

[southlandshari]

41. .......

:rofl:

:applause:

You are good, darlin'. VERY good.

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

42. .

Sadly you're not the DUer who I need to convince of that fact! :(

[southlandshari]

43. LOL.

He seems pretty convinced to me. He wants to see you in a "boob sweater", right?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4198824#4198867

:D

[LeftyMom]

44. I'll be sure to get one

but I need boobs first. :(

:yoiks:

[indigo32]

55. LOL

:spray:

[southlandshari]

3. I knew who this was about before I opened it!

:rofl:

I say we take up a collection in the Lounge and spring for week at the Holiday Inn for those two. They're gonna need more than one night.



Cold shower, anyone?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Good idea!

and perhaps lace flvegans food with saltpetre

[no name no slogan]

10. Wow, Holiday Inn. I was thinking Motel 6

Feels like the end of the month-- I'm broke :P

[southlandshari]

86. Apparently, our efforts would be wasted either way

They've already started "coupling" again in public - right here on poor KitchenWitch's thread!

:yoiks:

[no name no slogan]

98. ew

Where's a firehose when you need it?

(but then again, "there but for the grace of Allah go I" and all that...)

[In_The_Wind]

7. Oh My!

everyone needs a hobby ...

[southlandshari]

11. Is public "coupling" a hobby?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4199150#4199183






















LeftyMom and flvegan - we're all just jealous - go on and get your freak on. In your room, I mean!

;)

[KitchenWitch]

13. I saw that too!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

35. It was for me!

nothin' like gettin' nekkid in the woods together ...

[Lady Freedom]

22. Uh.. Did I miss something??

:hide:

[southlandshari]

33. Just two people very happy together.

See post #11.

:)

[Lady Freedom]

38. Uh...Uh...

:blush: :yoiks:

[SarahB]

24. What's up with these "public spectacles"?

Tsk Tsk... :P

[GOPisEvil]

28. Pat needs your consolation today.

I kept my promise, and kicked his ass, but good. :D

[southlandshari]

30. ......

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

111. You're right, can you believe these people?

Show some freakin' restraint!

You always say the wisest things, Sarahbelle, my little pookie bear!! :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

31. .

:blush:













The room isn't the problem, it's the airfare!

[In_The_Wind]

36. drive

[GOPisEvil]

37. I've been there...

...but, if it's meant to be, you'll figure something out.

[southlandshari]

39. Meet in the middle.

Drive and appeal to the hospitality of DUers to let you crash at their houses along the way. Why, Flvegan can even stay at my place the first night....





On second thought, you'd better fly. We'll pass the collection basket around the Lounge again!

:P



:hug:

[flvegan]

52. !

You're very kind to offer your home to a wayward me...

[southlandshari]

63. I rescinded the offer.

For reasons involving your waywardness, you bad man!

:P

[flvegan]

65. It WOULD make me

a DU legend, wouldn't it, though?

[southlandshari]

68. Ahem.

I won't even dignify that with an answer.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

71. Ha!

And to think I wasn't even in the running for "Most Evil DUer"

Bwahahahahaha!!!

Bad man, indeed.

[flvegan]

45. Oh, dear. And I was being coy...

[LeftyMom]

46. They think we'd make it as far as a room!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

49. Does "the car in the airport parking garage" count as "a room"?

If so...I mean, you know...

[LeftyMom]

50. Well the windows are tinted.

Good enough. :shrug:

[flvegan]

51. .

And, as a sportwagon, it's got a TON of space with the seats down...

[LeftyMom]

54. Well that's a relief

Confined spaces are a bit errr... confining.











Yeah no shit LeftyMom, get some sleep and post something we don't know. :eyes:

[flvegan]

56. You're STILL up?

Even I got 3 hours. You're gonna be a mess today.

Odd...for some reason the folks on this thread think we flirt with each other. Go figure.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

57. I have no idea where they get that impression

O8)

LeftyKid woke up right as I hung up the phone last night. :cry:

[flvegan]

60. Awww...I'm sorry.

Chance for a nap today?

[LeftyMom]

61. If work is slow maybe I can sneak one in.

[flvegan]

67. I could

come out there and cover for you so you could take a nap for a few hours.

[LeftyMom]

70. Tell you what

You fly out here and we'll both take the day off work! :D

[flvegan]

72. To nap?

[LeftyMom]

74. After maybe.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

75. !

[CaliforniaPeggy]

53. Good morning, my dear KitchenWitch!

You have me laughing with this wonderful thread, and all the terrific responses that have come in!

I saw them flirting last night....and how sweet a thing it is......

Thanks, all of you!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

73. We are approaching locking levels of hormones here, friends.

Get in line, kids. Cold shower time.

Girls first. No co-ed cooling off, please!

[LeftyMom]

76. The cold shower isn't going to help

What happens to ladies when they're cold? You'd have to pry him off me with a crowbar!

[flvegan]

78. With you

begging them to stop the whole time they tried.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

79. Fuck no

I'd take the crowbar away! Who wants to deal with 120 lbs of sexual frustration AND a crowbar? :scared:

[flvegan]

81. So now...

you're holding that crowbar? Have I mentioned how sexy I find a girl to be, holding a crowbar?????

[LeftyMom]

92. Between that

and my fondness for your ski mask and bolt cutters, we're gonna make the folks at the hardware store very happy.

[flvegan]

93. It's all about

lovin' America...saving jobs...supporting the hardware store workers...

[LeftyMom]

96. not to mention the purveyors of

soy ice cream!

[flvegan]

97. Which is delightful both on the spoon

and licked off of...uh...nevermind. Gotta remember those rules.

That was close.

[LeftyMom]

99. mmmmm

Soy Delicious :9 If it weren't so damn cold here I'd have some for breakfast.

[flvegan]

100. Funny. I'm actually enjoying the last of the Rocky Road.

Yum!

[LeftyMom]

101. I have the cookie kind in the freezer

but I think I'll have some leftover baked ziti for breakfast.

[flvegan]

102. Oooh

could you e-mail me some of that? Sounds great!

[LeftyMom]

103. It's alright

but I'm not crazy about the meltiness of the FYH. :(

[flvegan]

104. Ahh, yes...

not-so-melty goodness. Someday, my dear.

[LeftyMom]

105. Someday what?

???

[flvegan]

106. Perfectly

meltable "cheese"

I fear it still somewhat eludes us.

[LeftyMom]

107. Yeah I know.

:(

[flvegan]

108. *ahem*

It would appear that, um, we're alone now in this thread...

Just us...

Whole place to ourselves.

[LeftyMom]

109. really?

:removes shirt:

[flvegan]

110. .

mine or yours? Oh, screw it...both!

This is sooooo gonna get locked now...

[flvegan]

77. Yeah, really!

You and GOPisEvil are gonna make me need to get the firehose!!

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

80. I know you are kidding now.

GOPisEvil and I are strictly PG-13 (in public, anyway).

You two would be lucky to squeak by with an NC-17 rating these days.

}(

[flvegan]

83. I have been

led astray by her feminine wiles. I used to be so good...angelic...

O8)

[LeftyMom]

85. So...

completely full of shit.

Yep that's me- LeftyMom, corruptor of the innocent. :eyes:

[flvegan]

87. Good.

The first step is admitting it. Well done!

Corrupting an innocent DUer, of course, will go on your permanent record...

[LeftyMom]

88. I'll keep that in mind

but where would I find an innocent DUer?

[flvegan]

90. Sure

as hell, not in this thread.

[LeftyMom]

91. .

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

82. ~

*giggle* co-ed is way better

[southlandshari]

84. Thank God!

A nice girl wanders into this thread!

Help!

I've been debating whether or not to ask BigMcLargeHuge to lock this thread as a you-know-what!

Or maybe we should invite him (and all the other not-so-innocent Lounge mods) to join us....

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

89. I would ...

invite him (and all the other not-so-innocent Lounge mods) to join us...

:thumbsup:


BTW ~ Are you talking to me

[KitchenWitch]

95. Aw hell

the more the merrier!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[swimboy]

94. You had me at handpie.

:o

[RetroLounge]

112. LOL

:rofl:

RL

[southlandshari]

113. Bama hand-held pie

exited this thread once it passed the "R" rated threshhold...

:hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

114. ROFLMAO! ROFLMAO! ROFLMAO!

Thank you one and all for the longest and BEST laugh I've had in ages!

I was literally doubled over!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[flvegan]

115. This totally stayed G.

I don't know WHAT you're talking about.

[shockra]

117. As in Gee, your handpie smells terrific?

I don't know what I'm talking about, really. :crazy:

[flvegan]

118. Mmmm....

everybody loves pie.

Heh heh...pie.

[LeftyMom]

119. It's not quite pie season yet. :(

The food coop gets these really awesome veg pumpkin pies in for the holidays, but it won't be for a few more weeks. I want pie damn it!

[flvegan]

120. Oh. My. God.

I can't reply to this. It's so getting locked if I do...

[LeftyMom]

121. Perv.

It's the bestest pie in the universe, too. I'll try to bring one when I come to visit, but I may have to freeze it for a few weeks.

[flvegan]

122. Oh, I'll bet it is.

I can't wait to eat it.

[LeftyMom]

123. You're gonna get this thread locked.

O8) I will be entirely innocent, of course.

[flvegan]

124. What? We're talking about pie, here.

According to you, "the bestest pie" like, ever. I'm simply giving you the benefit of the doubt, knowing your opinion to be of a high standard, and then suggesting that I can't wait to eat it.

What?

[southlandshari]

126. ....

:yoiks:

[SoCalDem]

116. This thread needs a doctor's advice.. a Godly Doctor.. to cool things down