Been offline most of the day, did I miss anything good?

[prolesunited]

I want all the juicy details, please.

[matcom]

1. well, i got naked and posted drunk

now THAT is a 'new twist'

[prolesunited]

2. Really?

Thought you did that all the time.

[matcom]

7. well, yeah but...

not whilst wearing a bonnet!

[sundog]

3. there's a new site called jibjab

it's all very exciting

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. I ate saag paneer and washed the dishes

[Blue-Jay]

5. You missed the freshist, funniest, greatest joke EVER!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


Hooooo! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

A BRAZILLION! OMFG!!!111one

[khashka]

8. I was gonna say something about

capital punishment and those who have earned it... but at this point I'm speechless.

Khash.

[prolesunited]

9. That's an amazingly funny joke

Mind if I repost it?

[entanglement]

10. Da lounge has da evillest mods! Evvah!

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

6. No juicy details here

I was mean to bunch of people and my ex said I wasn't totally useless and might be a genius.

Same old same old, really.

Khash.