for you're Halloween reading enjoyment...Dr. Seuss's
what was i sceard of by Dr. Seuss
page 1 well i was walking in the night and i saw nothing scary for i have never been afraid of anything. not very
page 2 then i was deep within the woods when suddenly i spied them. i saw a pair of pale green pants with nobody inside them. i wasn't scared but yet i stopped. what could those pants be there for what could a pair of pants at night be standing in there for?
page 3 and then they moved those empty pants! they kind of started jumping. and then my heart i must admidt i kind of started thumping. so i got,out i got, out as fast as i could go sir i was not scared but pants like that i do no care for no sir.
page 4 after that a week went by. then one dark night in gribitch i had to do an errand there and fetch some grinitch spinach. i was starting back through town when those raced around a corner and they almost knocked me down.
page 5 i lost my grinitch spinach but i did nor even care i ran home believe me i really had a scare now bicycles were never made for pale green pants to ride 'em especially spooky pale green pants with no body inside 'em
page 6 and next night i was fishing for doubt trout on rover river when those pants came rowing toward me i really started into shiver and by now i was so frightened that i'll tell you but i hate to i screamed and rowed away and lost my hook and line and bait too!
page 7 i ran and found a brickle bush i hid myself away i got prickles in my britches but i stayed there anyway i stayed all night, the next night too i'd still be there no doubt but i had to do an errand so the next night i went out
page 8 i had to do an errand had to pick a peck of snide in a dark and gloomy snide field that was almost 9 miles wide i said i do not fear those pants with nobody inside them i said and said and said those words i said them but i lied them
page 9 then i reached inside a snide bush and the next that i knew i felt my hand touch someone and i bet that you know who
page 10 and there i was caught in the snide and in that dreadful place those spooky empty pants and i were standing face to face i yelled for help i screamed i shriked i howled i yowled i cried. oh save me from those pale green pants with nobody inside them.
page 11 but then a strange thing happened why those pants began to cry those pants began to tremble they were just as scared as i i never heard such whimpering and i began to see that i was just as strange to them as they were strange to me.
page 12 i put my arm around their waist and sat right down beside them i calmed them down poor empty pants with nobody inside them
page 13 and now we meet quite often those empty pants and i and we never shake or tremble we both smile and we say hi by Dr. Seuss
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