zuni is probably dead or gonna be killed soon by the jigsaw killer

[sundog]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4188383&mesg_id=4188394

it's like on friday the 13th part 3 when the girl who lives keeps warning everyone that the killer is coming & they all laugh at her...

but the ones who laugh all end up dying

and the one who warns them lives

i am worried for zuni

[Jara sang]

1. Is Zuni a hot teenage girl?

Because you're right, they are always the first to get it.

[billyskank]

2. Only if they get laid

The one who doesn't lives.

[sundog]

3. no, he is one that gets killed in a cornfield whilst smoking crack

right after mocking the innocent clairvoyant virgin (me) who was previously warning him about the killer

[Jara sang]

5. The smart brainy one who thinks they have things figured out?

Only to get hacked to bits when his brianiac plan doesn't come to fruition.

[sundog]

6. i guess that would be you -

you get hacked before the opening credits

[In_The_Wind]

4. OMG ~ Zuni Is Missing ...

since midnight ...

[sundog]

20. he really IS missing

[In_The_Wind]

25. Sure He Is!

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4189941#4190439

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Do you want me to drive to Maryland and look for him?

Could be there in 3 hours. However, would need to stop for a delicious blue crab dinner first.

Let me know.

[sundog]

8. ok, pick up a bushel of steamed crabs while you're there

i miss those

i'll lay some newspaper on the table while you're gone

if he's dead, we'll cry over beer & crabs

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Should I bring my pepper spray just in case?

Or Chessie the wunderdog?

[sundog]

12. that's ok, you've got 3 or 4 days before the killer comes for you

you'll just discover the body today

[Midlodemocrat]

13. *whew*

*what to wear, what to wear*

[sundog]

18. here's a hint: stay away from the dryer... i just had a vision

[Zuni]

31. the dryer is fine

stay away from the linen closet :scared:

[sundog]

33. the killer will either be in the linen closet or a major appliance

my clairvoyance isn't working right today

[Zuni]

35. If he is in the microwave, you are lucky

it will be easy to kill him

[Jara sang]

14. I like Old Bay on my crabs

but if you like pepper spray, have at it.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Silly, the pepper spray

is for the jigsaw killer. Try to keep up.

I like Old Bay on my crabs as well.

[Zuni]

23. I am so glad you guys care

:grouphug:

[FuzzySlippers]

9. I got dibs on his crack pipe if he's dead.

[Jara sang]

16. Slippah, you wrote the book on crack smokin'

why would you need his pipe?

[FuzzySlippers]

27. Mine was stolen by my pimp.

[Zuni]

34. You should really go independant

independant contractors make more money because they don't have to pay the pimp with drugs and money

[FuzzySlippers]

37. But I lurve my pimp.

He treats me good.

[sundog]

17. but the killer cut off your hands fuzzy - how will you smoke it?

[FuzzySlippers]

29. You think my hook arms are just for fringing shirts

and grating chocolate?

:eyes:

[sundog]

38. ok - we'll have a hookeye welded on it

[progmom]

11. it's about time

:eyes:

[sundog]

19. you will die like stevie wayne in the *original* 'fog'

at the radio station. alone.

no one can hear you scream.

well, everyone hears your screams on the airwaves, but no one can get to you cause the doors are locked or something like that.

[Jara sang]

21. Don't you mean the *original* 'The Fog'?

[sundog]

24. yes, but it sounded above and beyond my usual grammatical nightmarishness

[Zuni]

22. zuni is still alive folks

I gnawed off my foot to escape from the bear trap :P

[sundog]

26. NOT IT'S NOT!!! it's the killer dressed in zuni's clothes

[Zuni]

28. shit

come over and I'll prove its me :D

[billyskank]

30. It's a zombie!!!!

:scared:

[Zuni]

32. brains....

:P

[sundog]

36. it is - the back of his head is missing!

:scared:

[Zuni]

39. that---that is nothing

I'll just put a band aid on that and I will be as good as new