Okay all you Pastafarians out there .. I have a complaint.

[Maat]

I'm a Religious Scientist, and my hubby is a Pastafarian.

In my faith/belief-system, one can construe the Higher Power as a 'she', 'he,' or 'it.' Well, I call the Higher Power 'Spirit,' and view Spirit as an Energy and an 'It.'

I have told my hubby that I am OFFENDED that His Royal Noodliness is construed as a 'He.' And the pirate thing ... is the Pastafarian faith sexist? I'm just asking .. I dont' want Bobby Henderson to sue me or anything.

Of course, per Religious Science, it is WAY O.K. to construe the Higher Power as the FSM.

Thanks for replying. Ramen.

;)

[Maat]

1. How come my thread didn't show up?

How come my friends didn't reply?

[Arkana]

2. Your husband is a Pastafarian?

Cool.

[Maat]

3. Yes, we have a mixed marriage.

So far, so good.

;-)

[Az]

4. Hey!!! Pirates can be shes

Lotsa of grrl pirates out there. And as far as I am concerned the FSM was an uneaten dinner of the one true Goddess Eris. A worthy thing indeed but definately an it. Not a he.

Hail Eris... Fnord!!

[Maat]

6. HeeHee. Good one, Az!

Ramen!

[kittykatkoffeekup]

5. I'm not a Pastafarian, but

He does have a "noodle", doesn't he? Don't Pastafarians talk about getting touched by "His Noodly Appendage"?

[Maat]

7. This is my question ... (n/t) ..

[Az]

8. Ever heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

You don't want to know what her high horniness touches you with.

[Maat]

10. Hmmm...

let me think on that awhile.

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

9. He's noodly.

But's you could also interpret those meatballs as boobs, instead of 'nads. Perhaps His Noodliness is hermaphroditic.

I am an ordained FSM cardinal, so no one may accuse me of heresy!!!

[Maat]

11. Then YOU are the one to interpret the Holy Text ..

there is a Holy Text, isn't there?

[ZombieNixon]

12. Well, there's a cookbook of sorts.

It's something of a work in progress. We are, after all, a young religion.

[Maat]

14. A cookbook?

Well, I'll have to see if Mr. Maat is willing to part with his delicious pasta recipes ...

[ZombieNixon]

16. That's exactly what we're looking for!

[kittykatkoffeekup]

13. Maybe..?

http://www.kakiseni.com.nyud.net:8090/images/flying-spaghetti-monster-main1.gif

http://www.maryyaeger.com.nyud.net:8090/media/golden.ovaries.jpg

[Maat]

15. I like it!

Now, maybe you can get a GOOD Pastafarian religious argument going!

[TimeChaser]

17. See, this is why...

... you should be a Jenova's Witness and worship the great Sephiroth. While Sephi's definatly a he, he's gorgeous enough to be a she :evilgrin:

[Maat]

18. Hmmm..

all this religious talk has my poor little head spinning!