DS1 MUST BE STOPPED!

[matcom]

:D

that bastard is AGAINST Sloppy Joe's, is now a punctuation POLIZEI captain and has a real aversion to canines. He also wants to ban skiers from 'traversing' down the bunny slope. x(

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

kill him here. now. it is time. :P

[Moderator]

1. I agree completely.

But what do we do about his snarky sockpuppet, matcom?

[matcom]

2. i recommend

sex. lots of sex. that is the ONLY way HE can be stopped!

oh and scotch. BEFORE the sex.

that is my OFFICIAL recommendation

[Moderator]

3. Oh dear.

I told you that matcom fellow was trouble and needed to be dealt with decisively.

Thank you for giving your OFFICIAL recommendation, fellow DUer. Be assured it will be taken just as seriously as it was intended by those in authority here.

[Sugar Smack]

4. Well, in all fairness, he's not against Sloppy Joes as much

as he thinks they're "dumb". And as much as I love a Sloppy Joe, I have yet to bite into a lightning-witted sandwich.

[CatWoman]

5. but then, he makes an excellent James Bond

ONE. DSONE.

:D

[southlandshari]

7. ROFL!

Perfect!

:rofl:


What's up CatWoman? So glad you posted here. I noticed that Moderator was trying to kill another one of matcom's threads. Poor matcom. Wish I could help him with this stalker problem, but Moderator has seniority over me, so I just watch helplessly on the sidelines!

;)

[CatWoman]

10. Matcom deserves all the grief Moderator dishes out

:D

[matcom]

11. careful!

or i'll paint your house again! :D

[CatWoman]

21. no!!! no!!! I'll be good!!!!!

:D

[matcom]

22. too late

[Moderator]

25. Put down that paintbrush.

There will be no hate painting in the Lounge tonight.

[matcom]

26. 'hate'???

i get pancakes and french maid outfits for that kind of work!

[DS1]

30. You've got a fucked up definition of "French Maid"

[CatWoman]

32. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[matcom]

33. i'm quite 'traditional' actually

[CatWoman]

31. nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood!!! :cry:

[SarahB]

6. Next time I see him

I'll be eating a sloppy joe and using abhorrent grammar. Then he'll think I'm really cool. :think:

[trof]

8. "Kill him" is extreme. How bout just a wedgie?

But a really severe one?

[matcom]

12. i'm down with that

but i WAS hoping for some blood

[lumberingbear]

9. Lover's quarrel !

:popcorn:

[DS1]

13. Riiiight

A call for execution from a man who rides a scooter to work - there's something I'm going to take seriously :eyes:

[matcom]

15. 'oh warriooooooorrrrssss ..... come out to ppppllaaaayyyyyaaaaayyy'

clink..clink..clink..

[DS1]

16. I'm on the way

:P

[matcom]

17. dude!! i DON'T have a flag!

x(

[DS1]

18. You must be some sorta commie!

:nuke:

[matcom]

20. that all you got???

[DS1]

23. Actually, no. No it isn't all I've got

[matcom]

24. so lame

making fun of my thyroid problem :cry:

[DS1]

27. Amy says

[matcom]

28. don't you mean 'Carrie'?

i'm just checkin'

[DS1]

29. .

:hide:

[yvr girl]

19. Maybe you'll get one for Xmas...

if you're good.























ha, ha, ha - like that will happen.

[yvr girl]

14. Can't you just burn his room or something?

Mmmm...Matcom, what have you been doing?