Holy Shit! How come no one ever told me about World War II?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

I heard the term "Nazi" today and thought, "What is that?" so looked on google and lo and behold there was this whole ginormous world war thing revolving around "Nazis"!!

Am I the only one who's never heard of this? Why isn't there anything in our history books about it?

What else have you people been keeping from me?!

[cssmall]

1. I feel so robbed and shocked.

I think we need to do something about misrepresentation of history.

[hfojvt]

2. that bright yellow thing in the sky

is called the sun, at least in English.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. What bright yellow thing?

Fuck!

[redqueen]

4. hahahahahahahaha

are woodchucks real?

[hfojvt]

7. oh. I am sorry

you can't see this if you are in Minnesota. That gray stuff in the sky is called scud. It has missiles named after it.

[Eyeball Kid]

86. The yellow face, it burnsss ussss!

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

87. it burnsss usssss my precioussssssss

:rofl:

[Kellanved]

5. quick! call Guido Knopp

http://www.worldscreen.com/print.php?filename=knopp.txt

[6000eliot]

6. Quick, turn on The History Channel

It's all they ever talk about.

[underpants]

9. Did Confederate ghosts influence Hitler? NEXT on the History Channel

where history comes alive.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. The Code of Hamurabi: Hitler's Bane

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. The Thirty Years' War and its effect on Nazism

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Chairman Mao: What Was Hitler Doing During the Revolution?

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. The Edo Period in Japan: Not Like Hitler

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. The Walls Of Jericho: If Only They Had Messerschmitts

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. The Aboriginees of Australia: Prelude to The Third Reich

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Hitler and the Bronze Age: Was Asherbanupal A Nazi?

[DS1]

19. Mysteries of the Deep - Was the USS Thresher sunk by a Rogue Nazi Uboat?

[DS1]

21. Wild West Tech - Was Billy the Kid really working for the SS?

[DS1]

22. Mail Call Wermatch Special - R. Lee Ermey field strips and has sex with

an MG42

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. The Civil War and Sherman's March: Matephor for Goebels

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. When Cultures Collide: The First Hawaiians: So Unlike Hitler

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah: The Music of Disney - foreshadowing the Nazi past?

[no name no slogan]

28. The Irish Potato Famine: Hitler's genocidical practice run?

[DS1]

29. American History XY - A look at the Swastika found in the male genome

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Ancient Glyphs and Secret Symbols of the Hittites: Why Nazism Succeeded

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Bryn Mawr and Herodotus: Is That a Howitzer In Your Pants?

[DS1]

32. Lathes of the Holocaust - How the American Woodturning industry

fueled the Nazi War Machine

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. This Old House: Refurbishing Houses While Nazi War Criminals Run Free

[DS1]

35. The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross - Secret Nazi treasure maps

transcibed before our very own eyes

[underpants]

39. LOL SPANK MY _______ _______ ROLL ON THE FLOOR FUNNY

and how it affected Hitler

you and Rabrrrrr have funniest thread of the year all but locked up.

[DS1]

41. Corporal Punishment - The spanking of young Adolf Hitler, and the

rise of the Third Reich

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. The Second Great Awakening In America: Camp Singing for Hitler?

[DS1]

43. The roots of Country- How Country Music and amphetamines

powered Hitler's Blitzkreig

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. History through the Eyes of Children: A Philadelphia School's Experiment

In Retelling The Story of Napolean Through The Lens of the Bombing of Dresden

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. Do the Dead Walk At Night? Ghosts and the Horror of the V-1

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. Solomon's Temple: The Pillars' Prophesy of Hitler's Russian Campaign

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Zoroastor, the Masons, and the Rosacrutions: Building Shit for Hitler

[underpants]

40. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Oh my god I am cracking up out loud here. I just called a coworker in here and we were just losing it.

Too tooo tooo funny.

[rockymountaindem]

38. Actually, you'd be surprised.

The Nazis used the Swedish invasion of Germany in the 30 Years' War and the resulting high civilian casualties as an example of why they needed to rearm and abolish the Treaty of Versailles.

Sometimes it may seem like a joke, but it's real history. That's the good stuff...

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Yeaeh, I can see the link between those two

Wars have a tendancy to take a few centuries before they're actually "over"...

look how long we've been fighting the Civil War here in the US! That started before we were a country, had 5 years of actual violent conflict 100 years later, and still hasn't gone away.

[Lubernaut]

34. My kids call it the Hitler Channel

[LostinVA]

36. The Windsors and Hitler: Separated at Birth?

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Arapahos: The Making of a Nation That Didn't Invade the Sudetenland

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. The Boer Wars: 3000 Miles North, Germany Prepares for Hitler

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. Funnel Cakes and the American Fair: Ice Cream at the Eagle's Nest?

[Rabrrrrrr]

55. When Did Hitler Go Bad? Yale's Congregational Past.

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. I Saw A Star: The Hubbel Telescope and the Panzerblitz

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Hurdy Gurdies and the Music of the Gypsies: Just Like Hitler Killed

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. The Watusi and Pygmies of Africa: Two Tribes Who Don't Have Stairs

Like Hitler Had Up to the Eagle's Nest

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. The Attacks of Attila the Hun: Was Bombing London Inevitable?

[DS1]

61. Mohatma Ghandi-Hitler's secret Chief Architect of The Massacre in Guernica

[Rabrrrrrr]

62. Julian of Norwich and Meister Eckhart - Ancestors of Auschwitz

[DS1]

63. Betty Davis - Definitely not the Bouncing Betty landmines of World War 2

[DS1]

64. The History of the Fork - I'll bet a SS Nazi could kill a dozen men with

just a fork

[Rabrrrrrr]

66. The Yo-Yo: Instant Death in the Hands of a Stormtrooper, Especially If

He's Liquored Up.

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. The Migration of the Reindeer: Rommel's Prototype for Metal-based Death

[Rabrrrrrr]

67. Roses and Orchids: I'd Have Shoved 'Em Up Hitler's Ass if I Was Just Given

A Chance. Hard. And Deep. Then Set Him On Fire And Kicked His Dying Body With All My Hate.

[Rabrrrrrr]

68. The Whore of Babylon: Fuckin' Nazis

[DS1]

69. Plato: Hitler's Bitch

[Rabrrrrrr]

70. Magellan Opened the World: Gynecologist for Hitler

[DS1]

71. Mercedes Benz: 100 years of never using Jewish slave labor

and everything else is LIES!

[Rabrrrrrr]

72. Argentina: We Have No Nazis. Heil Amigo!

[DS1]

73. Biography: Anna Nicole Smith - Never got to fuck Hitler

[Rabrrrrrr]

74. Paris, France, Paris, Hilton: Opening Wide for German Invasion

[DS1]

76. Baseball, America's Game: Hitler would've ripped shit up as shortstop

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Vanity Publishing: Even Hitler Wasn't That Self-Obsessed, Jackoff

[DS1]

80. Blondes have more fun: Unless they're non-Aryan poseurs with bleach

[DS1]

60. Megamachines - Strip miners, and how Hitler would've found the Ark

had he been given a few of these puppies

[Rabrrrrrr]

79. The Making of The Thing: It Wasn't That Cold In Berlin from 1938 to 1943

[DS1]

81. Superman: Goebels would've kicked his ass

[Rabrrrrrr]

83. Western Samoa: Really Far Away From Germany

[Rabrrrrrr]

82. Hadrian's Wall: You'd Shit Bricks If You Saw a Panzerblitz

[Shell Beau]

8. You must have been absent that day at school!!

:P

[anarch]

10. I heard it was really just a radio show,

but when Orson Welles read it over the air, a lot of people thought it was for real and panicked.

[jojog]

11. You must be from Japan

They have 6000 years of history to teach and just when they get to 1930 the term is up.

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. You never asked.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. No one told me to ask!

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Well, how were we supposed to know

to tell you to ask?

[no name no slogan]

27. It never happened. It was a bunch of actors on a Hollywood sound stage

they just made it look like they landed on the moon.

[kick-ass-bob]

44. There couldn't have been a WWII.

There had to be a WWI, and I have never heard of that.

[Arugula Latte]

45. Years ago Melanie Griffith (that intellectual giant) did a movie about

WWII. She was quoted as saying (imagine her baby-doll voice) that she'd learned that millions of people were killed in the Holocaust. "That's a lot of people."

:spank:

[RedCloud]

50. Empire building? Time travel?

Just let me know what you have been denied and I'll try to help.

[EstimatedProphet]

75. The vast Anti-World War II conspiracy strikes again!

Their only aim: to not inform people about World War II!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

78. what world war II

there was a world war I?

i thought the world has always been in peace..until we had terraism

[Rabrrrrrr]

84. I can't believe no one recommended this thread

Come on guys, vote! Especially now that it's so full, it's ready for the rest of DU to see it in all its majestic perfection!!

[KamaAina]

85. I would have, but I was too busy dodging the Japanese bombs

many of which on 12/7/41 caused "collateral damage" all over Honolulu, including several right in my old neighborhood (not built up then). Sorry about that.