I hate it when parents of yowling babies bring their pit bulls to movies.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Discuss.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Does this movie star Kirstie Alley? Soundtrack by Laura Branigan?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I just want to eat my fried chicken in peace.

:cry:

[Zuni]

3. I hate it when cats kill songbirds in the freakin' theater

:eyes:

put a bell on those fucking cats, dammit

[LynneSin]

4. Are you Anti-Evita

watch it - she'll slice you and yet she'll never leave her perch on the window sill

[Susang]

5. What about Vegans?

How do you feel about them eating their tofu snacks while you're trying to peacefully watch the film? }(

[Zuni]

6. oooooo.....that is my pet peeve

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

7. PETS?!?!? Owning a pet is animal abuse.

You bastard. :grr:

[Zuni]

9. I do not "own" an animal

I give my cat the opportunity to come and go as she pleases. We are a symbiotic human-feline relationship, with equal rights and equal voting power on major household decisions.

[GOPisEvil]

10. So your cat runs free and kills songbirds at will?

Figures.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. After your cat kills the birds, do you bread them with corn flakes?

[Zuni]

12. my cat is an animal rights activist herself

she eats tofubirds only. She views feline exploitation of avians to be similar to capitalist exploitation of child labor in the early 20th century

[GOPisEvil]

13. I have this report due on Karl Marx. Maybe I should talk to your cat.

[Susang]

14. Communist cats in movie theatres?

I fucking hate those little bastards! Always going on about "Trotsky this" and "Lenin that". Self righteous little fuckers! :mad:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I hate when they try organizing the snack bar staff.

I just want my popcorn and drink, dammit. That proletarian revolution shit can wait, dammit.

[Susang]

16. The worst is when...

The popcorn chick stands on the counter with that damn "UNION" sign! You are not Norma Rae, get off the counter and get me my medium buttered popcorn or else! :nuke:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Look for...the union label...

God, that singing in the box office drives me nuts. TWO ADULTS, YOU PIMPLY-FACED WAGE SLAVE!!!

[redqueen]

8. Especially movies with Laura Branigan songs on the soundtrack.

Gosh, how I love her music!