Since it has to be done - Imagine a DUer James Bond -who would it be?

[DS1]

Gender reversal is okay, too

[RetroLounge]

1. Skittles

She'd kick ass!

RL

[RevCheesehead]

2. RetroLounge

He's already got all the women. :loveya:

[Rising Phoenix]

3. Sniffa, of course

[DS1]

6. Crap, I was hoping he would be the Chronic to my Bluntman

[Rising Phoenix]

16. sniffa says he's down with that...

[tjwmason]

4. Can I be the baddy?

Please, please, please, pretty please.

[CatWoman]

5. YOU!!!!

:D

Shaken, but not stirred :D

[DS1]

9. woohoo!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. The name is Guggenheim. Crazy Guggenheim.

Dun du du dun dun. Dun dun dun .........

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. It would so totally fucking be me

"Look, Dr. No, you overly lard-assed criminal shitbucket, how fucking dumb are you? You're going to set up this elaborate laser-based "killing system" and then walk out the fucking door, and just assume it's killed me? Why not put a bullet in my head, you blind ego-fat illogical jackass. Sweet mother of Christ, you're not even going to leave a henchman or two behind just in case? You're that sure of yourself that you trust in an insane myopic laser-based killing machine - that cost you, what, about 6 month's wages, dumbass? Don't you ever run spreadsheets? Do you even have a fucking accountant? - and then walk out? Do you worship technology, are you just mind-numbingly fucked in the head? It's hard to tell, since you appear to be the type who should have gaps in his teeth and be wearing a plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off while spitting tobacco juice down your bannerless staircase. Here, this is fucking ridiculous - give me a goddamn gun and I'll show you how it's done. God fuck it all, I hate stupid people."

[DS1]

10. You talk too much

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. ...and he has a potty mouth.

:hi:

[DS1]

13. Indeed he does

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I do not!

Ya fucknob.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. No I don't!

dammit!

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Well....dammit would be okay for 007...it's some of the "other"

potty mouth things you say....

Plus, You would probably demand to be called 0000007.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I look damn good in a tux, though!

And I wouldn't mind some of those sex scenes with the likes of Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst and a few others, who would be the only women allowed to be in my movies.

[SOteric]

14. Well, your taste for Martinis ~does~ put you amoung the top choices.

But...do you have a magical way to make all sorts of amazingly beautiful women swoon right into the sack with you?

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Sadly, that's the one thing that's been missing in my life.

I'm too honest and too nice a guy to swoon them, and too unable to "get it" when they're trying to swoon me...

[peekaloo]

25. I vote Rabrrrrrr

shaken or stirred?

[Scoots]

19. Can I be the new 'Q' ?

[JimmyJazz]

21. Gender reversal, huh? I'm going with Xultar or Skittles

I think they are both capable of kicking some serious ass without messing up their hair or breaking a nail. :D

[BreweryYardRat]

22. Well, I've got the ruthlessness...

...but not the charm. ;)

Or the physique, but I'm working on that. ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

23. Well, GOPisEvil certainly seems to have the womanizing

part down to a science.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. i just wanna be one of those villainous ladies

i've got thighs stronger than Famke Janssen :D Just ask sniffa! :bounce:

[jus_the_facts]

26. Bond....Slice Bond 007