Who would win a no-holds-barred Battle of the Deities?

[Ladyhawk]

[NYC Liberal]

1. FSM, of course!

Do not question the power of His Noodly Appendages!

[Ladyhawk]

7. Ramen! But could Zeus overcook him before he could deploy

the Blessed Noodly Appendage?

[Left Is Write]

2. It would probably come down to Zeus and Jupiter.

My money is on the Greek over the Roman.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Hulk Hogan...

He kicked Zeus' ass back in the day, if memory serves correctly.

[CanuckAmok]

4. Shiva's got all those arms. Good reach, too.

But Ganesh is an elephant, so he could just sit on the others.

[Ladyhawk]

6. How big is Ganesh? Could Zeus still fry him?

I voted for the FSM, but I'm thinking maybe Zeus's lightning bolts would overcook him.

[Arkana]

5. Zeus.

One thunderbolt, and BAM! Congealed FSM.

[tjdee]

8. Well, if you narrow it down to the ones that can't die.....

Wait...is that all of them?

Is that how come you included no Norse Gods, who we all know are going to die in Ragnarok? How much does that have to suck, to know even your gods are gonna die.... :scared:

But anyway--tough choice, tough choice. I'd go with JC, my religious guy of choice...but I do think that YHWH is very capable of smiting and such, as well as some impressive weather control abilities.

[Ladyhawk]

9. :) Hehe...I ran out of space, or I would have included Norse gods.

I almost added Thor, but thought that some newer gods like FSM and Bob needed space. ;)

[tjdee]

10. Is Cthulthu a god?

Because I don't know that Bob really counts (and by that I mean I've never heard of him). Perhaps there are some Subgeniusians that can ring my doorbell and give me some pamphlets?

[Ladyhawk]

16. No, Cthulhu is the Anti-Pasta!

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster smite Cthulhu with His Mighty Noodly Appendage!

[Ladyhawk]

19. Google "The Church of the SubGenius" if you want to know more.

Personally, I prefer the simple purity of the His Holy Noodliness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Tsiyu]

12. that makes sense

I was looking for the Cosmic Muffin, but he must have gotten et up.

FSM wins for sure, and remember, he has more than one noodly appendage, and they can reach to the heavens, catch lightning bolts midair AND find the remote for you all at the same time. (Rigatone 14:3 and also Semolina 3: 42)

[Arugula Latte]

11. What about Thor?

He can kick some Nordic Ass, man!

[Ladyhawk]

17. Yeah, and he's got this big hammer thingy.

And he tried to abduct Trillian from the flying party, remember?

[PittPoliSci]

13. With so many Noodly Appendages, FSM for sure!

He'll reach out and fuck someone up with those.

[Dervill Crow]

14. Mama Gaia. The Goddess is coming, and is she pissed.

The stupid fundies think that the human race is being punished because of homosexuality, etc., but it seems to me that the earth is fighting back against the corporations that have been raping and pillaging her and our atmosphere.

I'm being about 66% facetious.

[Ladyhawk]

18. Me too.

We've fucked up our planet. If it had a consciousness, I think we'd already be toast.

[-..__...]

15. Lemmy.

"Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?"

[kittykatkoffeekup]

20. The Great God Om

http://crap.mousetoy.com.nyud.net:8090/Books/Books/SmallGods.jpg

[I Have A Dream]

21. The Hindu goddess Kali.

http://www.exoticindiaart.com/kali.htm

[Metta]

25. Hubba, hubba! What a great pic. I'll have to check out the site.

Mu.

[Metta]

22. Is Superman stronger than Mighty Mouse?

:~>

[I Have A Dream]

26. My bet's on Underdog. ;o) n/t

[NNadir]

23. I'd have to go with Thor. He had a hammer and his own comic book.

In fact Thor will probably smite you for forgetting to mention him.

[ismnotwasm]

24. Kali

Shiva had to play dead to stop her. She can kick serious ass.

[KitchenWitch]

28. I was going to say Kali, also GMTA!

[imperial jedi]

27. the great Cthulhu of course!

When the stars are right no one will escape his hunger. the
only question is who will be eaten first.