ALL OF YOU CANUCKS SUCK! I WIN C$ 125! YEAYEAYEAYEA!

Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sun Oct-16-05 02:57 AM
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ALL OF YOU CANUCKS SUCK! I WIN C$ 125! YEAYEAYEAYEA!

One year ago, I bet with a Canadian F1 fan that Felipe Massa would finish the 2005 season better than Jacques Villeneuve (they're teammates at Sauber).

It wasn't going well. Villeneuve was leading 9-8 into the last race of the season, and with best results that count as tie breakers. Massa had to finish 7th or better without Villeneuve scoring. And keep in mind Sauber is a shit car and scoring with it is highly unlikely.

Well. Massa just finished 6th in the last race of the season. Villeneuve scored jack shit. Massa 11-9. Commie = C$ 125 richer!

WOO HOO!
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CanuckAmok

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Sun Oct-16-05 03:17 AM
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1. What kind of a "commie" bets on F1 racing?!

Edited on Sun Oct-16-05 03:17 AM by CanuckAmok

And against a Socialist nation, of all things?!

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sun Oct-16-05 03:19 AM
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2. I'm using it to help finance Hugo Chavez's army of cyborg Stalin clones.

Selling kidnapped blonde Christian children in the organ black market isn't as profitable as it was before.

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HEyHEY

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Sun Oct-16-05 03:20 AM
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3. You familiar with the Canadian term "fluke"?

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sun Oct-16-05 03:24 AM
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4. Yes. That'd be Jacques' 4th place in Imola.

Which was actually a 7th, but THREE FUCKING DRIVERS were disqualified in front of him.

Did anything of the sort happen in any of the gazillion times Massa finished 9th? Noooooooo, of course not!

This was the Cosmic Balance being restored to its proper place.

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HEyHEY

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Sun Oct-16-05 03:38 AM
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5. Typical Brazilian, needs the officals to win it

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sun Oct-16-05 10:46 AM
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7. Erm. I think you got it completely backwards.

Jacues was benefited by disqualifications. Massa wasn't. And he won anyway.

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Neil Lisst

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Sun Oct-16-05 04:27 AM
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6. I must rise to defend America, Jr.

I love my Canadians, friends, business associates, and relatives.

Don't let them hear you say "America, Jr."

For some reason, they don't like to be called that.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sun Oct-16-05 11:40 AM
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8. The Canadians of the F1 group I frequent are referred to as "Amentalcans"

Chiefly because of their completely detached-from-reality faith on Villeneuve - a trait that has just earned me money. :evilgrin:

I really haven't seen "America Jr." a lot.

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