A bad explanation to explain soemthing bad as a teenager? post er here

[HEyHEY]

When I was about 14 my Dad and I were talking about a friend of mine. He said another parent in the neighbourhood said he saw him walking out of an alley after hiding a bottle of Gin... I said, "that wasn't gin. It was laquer thinner. We like to set things on fire." It was the truth. But under the circumstances, I thought I'd get in less trouble for setting things on fire than for drinking. And, I was right - my Dad shrugged it off.

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[LostInAnomie]

1. In high school a friend an I were having a contest...

... to see who could stand up in their chair the longest with their arm fully extended in the air giving the finger while the teacher had her back turned.

My friend had just went ten seconds and I was not about to be beaten so I mustered all my courage and went for it. Five seconds, ten seconds, fifteen seconds all went by and I was still up there triumphant. While I looked down at my friend to gloat the teacher turned around and there I was all 6'1" 225lbs. of me standing up in my chair with my arm fully extended giving the one finger salute.

The teacher glared at me and yelled "What the hell do you think you are doing!" Frozen without a decent response I replied "I saw a roach and I thought it was going to bite me, and I was trying to swat a moth that was up here once I stood up."

I was not believe and received a days suspension.

[KitchenWitch]

2. ...

:spray: :rofl:

That is a funny story!

[LostInAnomie]

4. Thanks

I try my best.

[jmm]

3. My mom didn't like my childhood best friend

and thought she was a bad influence on me. When we were in high school my mother confronted me about a rumor that my friend Tanya had slept around. I asked my mom what that had to do with me because neither of us were into girls so it's not like Tanya and I would hook-up.