I finally bought Goodfella's

[HEyHEY]

I went to the video store to rent it... I owed $17 in late charges. And what was on the shelf for $17.99? Goodfellas. So it only made sense.
You motha fuckas you.

[jpgray]

1. Where have you been? I've been working your DU drunk graveyard shift

x(

[HEyHEY]

6. I've been drinking with my budyd Allen at the cabin

He's a pro chef, AND knows all about wild mushrooms. All I can tel you is, man what a mushrooms steak sauce. MMMMM.

He's passed out on the couch, fear and loathign was on CIty TV, and we dug that...
Now, here I sit, drunk on GT and listening to Galaxy oldies on satelliet

[jpgray]

10. Sounds like a good time

I got drunk with work people again tonight.

[JVS]

2. You and your fancy spending!

Look at me, I'm HEyHEY! I'm too good to only spend money on the items at the grocery store for which I have coupons. I can afford to eat pizzas that aren't 5 for $10, or 4 for $10 if you want Red Baron brand. Well lad-di-dah, I'm going to treat myself to a fancy video cassette, or maybe even a DVD because I'm such a swell. I also enjoy the fancy brand-name toilet paper. Nothing is too good for me.

;-)

[jpgray]

3. You should do impressions professionally.

:o

[JVS]

5. What the hell does that smiley mean?

the :o my mouth is slightly open and my teeth show smiley

[jpgray]

9. I'll tell you something--I'm embarrassed for it every time I post it

It is painfully inadequate. Like this redheaded stepchild of an emoticon:

:+

[JVS]

11. Wait, that's the much revered dead-clown smiley,

It is pregnant with deep and mystical meaning. I have to get back home now, so goodnight

[HEyHEY]

7. Brand name TP sucks,

To fluffy a roll last no time

[billyskank]

4. They're a nice bunch of young men

don't you think? :)

[HEyHEY]

8. I just wish I cold get suits like that these days

[LibertyorDeath]

12. You talkin to me

[CanuckAmok]

13. A wise purchase...

...you fuckin' gavone!


Plus "Fear and Loathing". Damn, that's a good night.

Here's how shitty my local Blockbuster is:

They sold their only copy of "Fear and Loathing", AND their only copy of "Down and Out in Beverly Hills". They only have "Dogma" on VHS. They don't have "Lair of the White Worm", the original "Flight of the Phoenix", or the original "Get Carter". They only have one copy of the latest "Curb Your Enthusiasm" season, and it's always out. Someone lost disc 3 of their only copy of the "Lost" season 1 set, and they aren't going to replace it.

But they have 60 copies of Elektra.

Those fuckin' gavones.