tuck your jeans in yer boots

[datasuspect]

get yer feather headband

hell yeah boy

[Z_I_Peevey]

1. Ahhhh,

you went and made me listen to a bit of "Slide Off a Your Satin Sheets."

[datasuspect]

2. for just one day

i wish i had the balls to get decked out in 70s redneck drag like that . . .

[Z_I_Peevey]

4. I just don't know where you'd find a hat that big

in this day and age. Have to have one custom made, I expect.

[datasuspect]

6. have to get that flying "w" (for waylon) belt buckle

before i get the hat . . .

[Redstone]

3. No. don't tuck your pants into your boots. Please.

You'll look like a moron if you do.

Redstone

(Yes, I did like JP. But still, don't. OK?)

[datasuspect]

5. yeah, but

some kick ass ostrich boots with my initials down the sides or the state of texas stitched into them . . .

maybe boots with short pants?

[Redstone]

9. No, no, no. You want custom stuff on your boots, have it done

on the bottom part. Trust me. No short pants. No tucking. Cowboys will kick your ass if you do.

the only ones allowed to show the top of their boots are women who can wear a skirt and boots.

I'm telling you this for your own good.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

10. dude

i see roughnecks all the time who still wear their jeans tucked in their boots . . .

landry caps, t-shirts with the sleeves cut off . . .

i only know one true "working" cowboy (works with livestock on a ranch) and he wears wellingtons and drives a crown vic.

[Redstone]

13. Damn, things have changed since I lived down there.

Redstone

[In_The_Wind]

7. Hold It!

that 'look' works for me ...

with a few modifications - my genuine mello felt by stetson only has a 3 inch brim

[datasuspect]

8. shoot

can you two-step?

sometimes i wish i could hold you instead of this bottle darlin . . .

[In_The_Wind]

11. darn

I used to two-step before I got too old ...

there must be several of my doppelgängers out there somewhere ...

people used to tell me that they saw me in places that I'd never been ...

keep on lookin' Darlin'

[datasuspect]

12. 10-4

sugar booger

[In_The_Wind]

14. That proves it!

I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time. :shrug: