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1. Well, Vanity outnumbers Numeric 93 to 7.

I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

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2. Looks like everybody who doesn't nominate this

piece-of-shit thread to the Greatest page is a total fucking douchebang.

Kicked and Recommended! 7% Interest Rate! Melted Cheeses!

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3. "douchebang." excellent coinage. surely unoriginal.

go to church, you!

[bridgit]

4. ah, it's good to see neither of my efforts represented here...

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5. sad to see no pulled pie for Cremora

but i'm accustomed to disappointment.

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6. kick for truth and justice

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7. this is compelling

i'll have to update my files in light of this.

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9. I agree with you completely.

We seem to be on the cusp of a whole nother paradigm.

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10. when i was young

i never needed anyone

and making love was just for fun

those days are gone . . .





please be our light out of the darkness.

i can't stand the shadow of the horsey anymore

i wanna see a real one . . .

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8. kick

this needs to be known . . .

[crispini]

11. Exactly

[In_The_Wind]

12. ?

inquiring minds ...

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13. Kick to rub humanity's face in it.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. My pie chart has a lot more colors than your pie chart.

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15. True

It also tells a much happier story.

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16. I'm pathetic-

but nobody's called me a "douchebag" before!

;-) There's a first time for everything!

:loveya:

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17. Not just "douchebag," but "douchebang,"

which I think is probably even more greatly esteemed around the hills and dales.

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18. Well, I DO love you.

Don't really care what you post.

Douche, schmouche. Whatever, I love you.

:loveya:

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19. Douche, smouche. I'll drink to that.

As for your love, I am not worthy.

Give my share to your airplane.

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20. Can I give it to southland shari?

She seems to be liking my marshmallow center.

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21. Yowza, your posse gots velocity.

An' it harm no one, do what thou wilt. Give it to sls, by all means.

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22. I see the percentages haven't changed since yesterday.

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23. Pound contra vanity

The ant's a centaur in his dragon world.
Pull down thy vanity, it is not man
Made courage, or made order, or made grace,
Pull down thy vanity, I say pull down.
Learn of the green world what can be thy place
In scaled invention or true artistry,
Pull down thy vanity,
Paquin pull down!
The green casque has out done your elegance.

"Master thyself, then others shall thee beare"
Pull down thy vanity
Thou art a beaten dog beneath the hail,
A swollen magpie in a fitful sun,
Half black half white
Nor knowst'ou wing from tail
Pull down thy vanity
How mean thy hates
Fostered in falsity,
Pull down thy vanity,
Rathe to destroy, niggard in charity
Pull down thy vanity,
I say pull down.

But to have done instead of not doing
This is not vanity
To have, with decency, knocked
That a Blunt should open
To have gathered from the air a live tradition
or from a fine old eye the unconquered flame
This is not vanity.
Here error is all in the not done,
all in the diffidence that faltered . . .