Nixon thought that he'd be great until he heard of Watergate. Now

[1monster]

His place in History's home
Is underneath the Teapot Dome.

Remember that little ditty?

We need to add a verse for Gee Dubya.

Post your best efforts!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. A sonnet:

In Texas once there lived a little man
Who wanted to be big and rich and cool,
And Poppy told him, Son, I know you can
Be President, although you’re quite the fool.
So little George hired Karl, his evil aide
And lied and cheated, lower than a snake;
He got religion; or, that is, he said;
And no one mentioned that it all was fake.
Upon a lowly pretzel he did choke,
And stuffed his crotch with socks to make the scene,
And twitched and stammered, maybe from the coke.
Though Condi says he’s nice, we know he’s mean.

He got his war on; Jesus said he should.
But Karl’s indicted, meaning Georgie’s screwed.

[1monster]

2. "But Karl’s indicted, meaning Georgie’s screwed."

One can only hope!