Things a man doesn't want to hear

[johnnie]

I don't know how long this will last, but they cracked me up. I usually don't post this shit, but...I couldn't help it.
I don't think this is worse than some stuff posted, so maybe it will be ok. I wouldn't classify it as a s_x thread. :hi:


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

[ironflange]

1. 31. Is it in?

This may be my first deleted post.

[Tallison]

2. Uh-oh

Honors to the first that speaks it.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. things a man definitely doesn't want to hear

"it's locked. I can't do a thing with it."

Big McLargehuge
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