I want all 78,404 DUers to post something profoundly stupid

[redwitch]

Come on. You can do it, we've seen you do it before.

I'll start: "I wish dubya could run for a third term, I just LOVE that man! He's so genuine and he really has integrity".

[Left Is Write]

1. I think we should trust Bush in his nomination of Harriet Miers.

After all, he's the president! He knows what he's doing!

[Cult]

2. You know what I like? Someone voting for me.

After all, those people who run voting machine companies know better than I do who should get my vote. Makes my life easier. BUT ONLY AS LONG AS I GET MY 'I Voted!' STICKER FOR MY WALLET.

[Darth_Kitten]

3. Cheney makes me hot.

:crazy:

He's such a cutie! ;)

[TroubleMan]

5. LOL....she said stupid.....not disgusting

:puke:

[redwitch]

11. Ya beat me to it!

Actually it is disgusting AND stupid. :-)

[ZombieNixon]

4. BLUUUUUUUUUUUUH.......

:drool:

Too intelligent? :shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

6. I support the oil industry.

(not really)

[djeseru]

7. Delay's indictments are politically motivated...

...damn that Ronnie Earle... :silly:

[bigwillq]

8. Freepers

are the smartest people on the planet. :crazy:

[hickman1937]

I want to see KKKarl Rove naked.

Full spread on a heart shaped bed with red satin sheets.

[redwitch]

13. Ick. Just Ick.

Now, maybe if he had a stake through his heart...

[Cult]

17. While F'ing someone like they've never been F'd before?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5011205&mesg_id=5012226

[hickman1937]

24. Ah yes, his specialty.

Unfortunately he only excels in the garbage heap. For the bedroom he needs tools. Like a magnifying glass for the wife, and tweezers for him, or the wife, depending on who's turn it is to find it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. The War on Terra and the Liberation of Iraq....

make me hot. Wish I wasn't too damn old to enlist.

[Tallison]

10. "There's a girl out there running for her life

from a goddamn turned-on ape!" -Jeff Bridges, with straight face, King Kong

[hickman1937]

15. That wasn't from King Kong.

It was the secret service tapes from the bush White House. Poor Pickles! Now we know how she lost the weight.

[BlueJazz]

12. I'm going to send Mr. Delay all my Savings!

[CatWoman]

14. GEORGE W. BUSH - THE GREATEST PRESIDENT SINCE GENERAL PATTON!!

[redwitch]

19. LOL

Catwoman, Streak keeps winking at me, does that ever happen to anyone else?

Edited for typo which, of course, I should have left in, this being the stupid thread and all.

[CatWoman]

28. I get so many compliments on my sig line

MoPaul did the animation -- only cause he hates cats :D

[TroubleMan]

16. Get a brain....Morans!!!

I'm suprised I'm the first to say that.

[Cult]

18. Just for good measure

[redwitch]

21. Be still my beating heart

Sigh. He is such a hunk.

[lpbk2713]

27. This is HUGH!!!1!

Likewise.

[Jackpine Radical]

68. Get a Moran, Brian.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. FALWELL/ROBERTSON IN '08!

[redwitch]

22. This is the STUPID thread

Not the scary Halloween thread!

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Good point.

[Sabriel]

23. I do all my shopping at Walmart

I like to support the Walton family and their empire.

[southlandshari]

25. This is hard for me, but....

I





love





popcorn.





There. I said it. Truly stupid last words of a beleagured moderator.

[Inspired]

26. I want to have Sean Hannity's babies

[miss_kitty]

45. that's just gross

it's supposed to be 'Stupid'

:P

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

29. "When Jessica Alba and I get married, you're ALL invited over for FONDUE!"

HEY...it COULD HAPPEN.

:evilgrin:



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[spacelady]

30. Well, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have had that year in college

[TroubleMan]

31. LOL....Lewis Black

That was a great show.

[vogonity]

32. I think I'll move to the Bible Belt...

And start doing Methamphetamine.

[OneGrassRoot]

35. LOLOL!!!!

Hey, you get the award for making me laugh out loud tonight.....:toast:

[Craig3410]

33. I agree with Ann Coult....

Sorry, can't do it! ;)

[catzies]

34. Fighting the Reich Wing is hard. So I'm just gonna give up. Oh well.

It's not like one person can make a difference. :D

[OneGrassRoot]

36. The RWers have converted me......

I'm never going to have premarital sex again.

[khashka]

37. I don't cut my toenails

I chew on them. Same result, more fun.


Khash.

[xmas74]

39. I should volunteer for the Reelect Matt Blunt campaign!

[ismnotwasm]

40. I need no other sources of information that Fox news

They have the most accurate and unbiased news reporting in the country. Don't know what I'd do without 'em, I learn so much......

[Az]

41. George W Bush is the most brilliant man I have ever met.

And I have met Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, and Stephon J Gould.

[flvegan]

43. Dammit! You beat me to it.

[Syncronaut Seven]

42. Jeff Gannon is my co-pilot

Insert tasteless cockpit joke here.

[TroubleMan]

46. "You ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?"

nt.

[flvegan]

44. Free Republic is the thinking man's and woman's website.

The intelligence level there throws off any bell curve for the internets.

So advanced, so sexy, so...so...American.

[patricia92243]

47. Something profoundly stupid

[Splatter Phoenix]

48. Are you guys all SERIES?!

...XD I know you're not. *slinks away*

[DelawareValleyDem]

49. Ann Coutler is discernibly female

[Throckmorton]

50. Ancor Muckluck ching lung mike jagger Bohunka

Is your shizzle on the minizil?

[brainshrub]

51. something profoundly stupid

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. Fox News is objective and never spins a story.

Gawd that hurt to type. Shower time.

[nickgutierrez]

53. U hugh moran!

;)

[Cult]

54. I wish Reagan were still President.

He did such a good job before....You know who should be his Vice? Barbara Bush. What a good, upstanding team they would make.

[WhollyHeretic]

55. If you cut taxes and increase spending the deficit will go down

One of the most profoundly stupid things I could think of, my brain cramped just typing it.

[firefox]

56. We can borrow our way to prosperity n/t

[Wapsie B]

57. I want Ann Coulter to have my baby.

:evilgrin:

[swimboy]

58. Barbara Bush is the loveliest person!

[SIU_Blue]

59. Brownie, you're doin a heck of a job!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[qnr]

60. Iguanas love my toenails - the government investigated it too n/t

[NNadir]

61. I'm hoping Trent Lott gets to lead the Senate again.

He's such a fine man, and I feel horrible about how he lost his house with the porch.

[Ptah]

62. Again?

[AVulgarianHue]

63. There are no conspiracies n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

64. In Brazil, we speak SPANISH!

And our capital is Buenos Aires!

[Arugula Latte]

113. You have any black people there?

That's what George Bush wanted to know!

[texanwitch]

65. Bush is the bestest president ever.

[cssmall]

66. I never read a newspaper or listen to news, I'm uninformed, so I'm liberal

[Jamastiene]

67. If the population wasn't so big, the unemployment rate wouldn't be so high

and people really shouldn't blame Bush for the unemployment rate being high. Hey, I can't make this type of thing up. It was said by the guy who runs the guided studies center. He said that to me when I had a work study under his stupervision.

[RPM]

69. i like ants

:D

[roguevalley]

70. Tom DeLay really has our best interests at heart. Truly.

[ofrfxsk]

71. cats are teh dumest!!!

lolroflmbowee hahahah!!!!

[Parrcrow]

72. Bill O'Reilly's arguments are insightful. He is a kind man.

He's not a hatemongering blowhard pervert.


:puke:

oh that hurt

[Dude_CalmDown]

73. You won't believe the number of people who call me Seen

It's not like Sean is an uncommon name.

[Seabiscuit]

74. I have a mad crush on Ann Coulter's adam's apple!

[Seabiscuit]

80. I wish I'd had a mom like Babs

[LSdemocrat]

75. Dick Cheney cares for the common man

[put out]

76. I'd like to have a beer with President Bush, he's so common! n/t

[HulaChicken]

77. Bill Bennett had the courage to say what everybody else was thinkin...

...and he is in no way a hypocrite

[LaraMN]

78. Dubya just has....kind eyes. eom

[Merrick]

79. World Trade Center 7 was a victim of terrorist attack!

Its vertical collapse was a direct result of the small, dispersed fires smoldering within!

[Graf Orlok]

81. Libruls hate Amurka and their hugh morans!

[Draill]

82. Neo-Liberals (i.e. Democrats) want to take away everyone's money

and give it to lazy fucks. Damned losers.*

*actual quote from an irc channel I was in this morning.

:puke:

[Meatwad]

83. Do what now?

[klyon]

84. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

there you go.............

KL I'm getting close

[AccessGranted]

85. America is Thriving Under the Bush Regime!

Need I say more?

[Callalily]

86. I'm buying stock

in Diebold. It's the most solvent, honest company around, a true Blue Chip.

[AirmensMom]

87. We're the stupid ones ...

'cause we just can't see how brilliant George Bush is! He's honest and Godly, too!

:silly:

[tjwmason]

88. Tony Blair is an honourable man, and the best P.M. since John Major

eom

[TallahasseeGrannie]

89. I think we should just nuke Mecca and be done with it.

[Earth_First]

90. I *HEART* NKOTB

There, I did it.

[NoPasaran]

91. George Bush has the cutest l'il ol' accent!

That Laura must be the luckiest woman on Earth! And their daughters: such darlins!

[Kire]

92. Poverty causes crime.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=224x1102

[salin]

93. return to summer 2002... don't worry about the war talk... the dems have a

secret plan :eyes:

Yes - there were a few who kept telling those of us getting worked up in the prewarvote rhetoric that we should calm down, there wasn't going to be a war, and there was a secret plan to derail bushco plans.

[In_The_Wind]

94. We don't need to change a thing!

like war is going to solve the world problems :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

95. During times of war, we should all support the Preztledent, no matter what

[Tikki]

96. The tooth fairy is really a.....

....guy.

..come on, deep down inside, you know I'm tellin' you all the truth...


Tikki

[guinivere]

97. Duct tape and plastic will protect us from everything. n/t

[jane_pippin]

98. President Rick Santorum has a nice ring to it.

[tyedyeto]

99. Don't forget Poland.

[ScreamingMeemie]

100. We've got to WAIT for the right battle and this one (Supreme Court,

Plame, NOLA) isn't it.

[atommom]

101. Driving the Prius was making us look bad, so we're trading it in for

two Hummers.

[fluffyslayer]

102. I ate fiberglass insulation.

It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said. My stomach itches.

[LynneSin]

103. I think Kayne West was WRONG

What he should have said is George Bush doesn't care for anyone who makes less than $200k/year regardless of their race, religion or nationality

[Dastard Stepchild]

104. Cribbing your justification for war from a grad student paper...

is not only NOT plagiarism, but it's excellent foreign policy! :thumbsup:

[skoppa]

105. Bush is a good president and amazing public speaker.

[madinmaryland]

106. It's been a long time since this has been posted on DU...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

107. George W. Bush loves Black people so much . . .

they call him the first Black president.

[Left_Winger]

108. The Bushes are so great that we should just appoint Jeb in '08

:puke:

[redwitch]

109. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! This not the INSANELY stupid thread!

Yelled redwitch, with her hair on fire!

[philosophie_en_rose]

110. No. The line of succession clearly means Queen Jenna.

:)

[redwitch]

111. I think a woman president would be great

Not that one though, I was thinking someone more, Eleanor Rooseveltish.

[Z_I_Peevey]

112. The Constitution is alive and well

and everyone in federal government believes in its principles. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

[mshasta]

114. OH MY GOSH ....GUESS WHAT!!!

.......nothing...

[spacelady]

122. Damn, ya made me look ya poopyhead! n/t

[El Fuego]

115. "Freedom isn't free"

(No one's fighting and dying for our freedom, dumbasses.)

[wildhorses]

116. something profoundly stupid

consider it posted...

just had to do that

[neuvocat]

117. You are all safer now that Saddam is out of power.

[UrbScotty]

118. Hukd on fonix wrkd fer Dan Kwayal and mi! (nt)

[grannylib]

119. George W. Bush. That's about as profoundly stupid as anything I can

think of, all by itself.

[existentialist]

120. "Oh, they would never lie to us."

(And they don't make mistakes either.)

[Evergreen Emerald]

121. I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving.

I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.

[PittPoliSci]

123. We didn't need New Orleans anyway..

buncha hedonistic bastards, god gave them what they deserve!

[caty]

124. something profoundly stupid....

There--I posted it.;(

[derby378]

125. Ann Coulter should French-kiss Katherine Harris on live TV...

...and while they're embracing, David Letterman should throw them both in the water tank for the latest installment of Will It Float?

[derby378]

126. Nipples for male ants NOW!!

[StaggerLee]

127. Hugo Chavez is an enemy of democracy

He wasn't elected and he has links to al queda, the Taliban and Danny Terrio of Dance Fever.

How's that?

[Redstone]

128. Are we SURE that Andy Stephenson was really sick?

He took those DUers for real suckers, didn't he?

(I almost hesitated to post this because that crap still makes me angry, but I guarantee it's the stupidest statement in this thread, and says the most about the people who actually said it. Fucking pustules that they are.)

Redstone

[Terran]

129. Global warming is just BAD SCIENCE!

Now shut up and drive!

(Hope this wasn't a dupe.) :crazy:

[trackfan]

130. I am the moon!

[HughBeaumont]

131. "You know who has the right idea? Reverend Phelps."

"Not supporting President George W. Bush is akin to devil worship."

"Babs Bush is one smokin' HAW-TEH!"

"ALL rich people got to where they are because of hard work and sacrifice. You disagree with that, and you're a jealous commie."

"It just isn't MANLY to be a Democrat."

"It's a HUGE misconception to think that Republicans are the party of "shitting on the little guy". That's just not fair."

[redsoxliberal]

132. dont blame me, I voted for Larouche!