I admit it, I know not of this "Spamalot" - should I grip it by the husk?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

As it were?

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Finland, Finland, Finland

Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

[Blue-Jay]

2. And now Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing for you:

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground,
And when I move them they walk around,
And when I lift them they climb the stairs,
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs.

I've got two legs…

[jmowreader]

3. I could never see Spamalot now

While I am certain that it is hilarious, the mental image of Condi Rice sitting in the audience yukking it up in her new Ferragamos while Gulf Coast residents were drowning in their beds kinda kills the whole image of that show for me.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Awww... Don't blame the show.

Condie probably didn't actually get any of the jokes. I bet the only reason that she liked it was that she sees herself as Bush's "Lady of the Lake" to his "King Arthur." :puke:

Don't cheat yourself out of a great show on Condoleeza's behalf.

[Eyeball Kid]

5. What manner of man are you,

that can summon flames without flint or tinder?

:popcorn:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. It's not a question of where you grip it

It's a simple matter of weight ratios.