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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:11 PM Original message |
"Hey bitch, you got a cell phone?" |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. Are you serious? He was talking to you? |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:15 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Yeah, made direct eye contact, nobody else was around. It was weird! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'd buy a gun, wait for the 5-day cooling off period, then cap his ass. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:18 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. No, no, no, none of that. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:26 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. I understand. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. You should have said.. |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:17 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. or "Hey kid, you got hair on your balls yet?" |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. .. |
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July (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 08:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
34. Oh, you're good. |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 09:42 PM Response to Reply #5 |
39. LOL nt |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. and the corect response would be: |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Hmmm, I have to go out again soon.... |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:31 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. just remember: |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 05:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
30. No, the correct response would be: |
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neuvocat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. Just tell them that its helpful for calling the cops. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. What the fuck? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. My answer would have been |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'd go with the laughing... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:27 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Yeah, I tend to go that route most often too. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
14. My standard response to stuff like that |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. OMFG! What did you say?! |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. It went like this: |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:31 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. What a little jerk! |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. Perhaps you should have said, |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
20. How rude! |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
21. Wow! |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
24. "No. Do you have a brain, little boy." |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
25. As my dad would say.."Jeez...SOME people's children!!" |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
26. Thank you all for responding and making me feel better... |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
27. I would have said |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 05:27 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Or "Yes..and I would be happy to loan it to anyone, |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
28. I love opportunities like that to go off on a punk.... |
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July (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 08:05 PM Response to Reply #28 |
35. I'm going to remember that. |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
31. I think I'dve asked |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
32. WTF? I would have slapped that little bastard right in the face. |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
33. Judo. |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
36. I'll burn in hell for this, but.... |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 11:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Oh stop it, no you won't. |
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DawgHouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? |
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AtomicKitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'd reply, "Yes, I do." |
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greblc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
41. It's sad...the kid dosen't know how to ask to borrow a phone. |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-07-05 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
42. When a guy calls a girl a bitch, she should call him a bitch back. |
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