I have terribly sad news. Blue-Jay is leaving me for another.

[prolesunited]

What a lucky duck. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I warned you to keep him away from the "furniture lady" across the street.

:hug:

[Blue-Jay]

2. huh?

[Zuni]

5. damn you, blue jay, damn you

damn you for breaking her heart :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

6. time for some blues

"I woke up this morning and my adrenal gland had been removed! That old dog, Blue-Jay left me, and I don't know what to do" *runs*

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. You meanie!!!!

:evilfrown:

[Blue-Jay]

10. I swear. That other woman meant NOTHING to me!

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. That's what they all say....

:shrug:

[prolesunited]

23. Meant NOTHING!?!?!? Then how do you explain this?

This doesn't look like nothing to me! You've never kissed me like this. :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Another what?

:cry:

[Zuni]

4. I told you, compulsive gambling is more important than love

to a compulsive gambler

[Susang]

7. What are you talking about?

We're all confused and shit. :silly:

[Blue-Jay]

8. I think she meant to post a picture.

It just occurred to me that she snapped a funny one last night.

[Susang]

11. Ah ha!

The mystery is somewhat revealed! :hi:

[prolesunited]

12. Little does he know, I've had a detective following him

And now I have photographic evidence. I'm posting it here for everyone to see his lecherous behavior.

[Blue-Jay]

14. I never could resist blue eye shadow.

:bounce:

[Susang]

15. What a cad!

Inter-species cheating, no less! :evilfrown:

[Blue-Jay]

19. Just wait until she finds out about the box turtle.

Hoooo, boy!

[Susang]

22. Dirty, dirty boy!

No wonder she's marrying you! :spank:

[prolesunited]

27. Box turtle?!?!?!

How could you? How could you? :cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. What a sicko.

:puke:

[XNASA]

17. That's no duck.

That's Cate! :cry:

[Susang]

20. Wha??

:wow:

[XNASA]

24. Don't judge.

Please don't judge. :(

[prolesunited]

26. I am so sorry.

May I be the first to console you in your time of need? :evilgrin:

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. That's a mighty interesting looking....

tongue.

[GOPisEvil]

21. To heck with the detective, call pRick Santorum.

[prolesunited]

25. I'm sure he would be interested in this

But, alas, although my heart is broken, I can't turn into a right-wing tool. At least *I* have some standards, unlike those who shall not be named.