The Superficial: Ashlee Simpson turns 21, "paints her face like a raccoon"

Bush_Eats_Beef

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Fri Oct-07-05 09:43 AM
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The Superficial: Ashlee Simpson turns 21, "paints her face like a raccoon"

"Ashlee Simpson recently celebrated her 21st birthday in Las Vegas and decided to mark the occasion by painting her face like a raccoon."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/10/07/ashlee_simpson_needs_makeup_le.html

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MissMillie

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Fri Oct-07-05 09:45 AM
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1. Is she supposed to be pretty?

The hair is brassy, the eyes are black, her nose is the size of Jimmy Durante....

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Oct-07-05 09:46 AM
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2. She has her moments...

This is clearly not one of them.

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WCGreen

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Fri Oct-07-05 09:50 AM
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3. Average at best....

The Durante nose is a tad distracting....

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underpants

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Fri Oct-07-05 10:00 AM
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4. Boy talk about JUST MISSING in the gene pool

that really has to suck for her-being Jessica's sister.

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