Yak jokes!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

What's a Yak's favorite liquor?
CognYAK (Cognac)

What do you call a yak that wants to take over the world?
a MegalomaniYAK

What do you call a Yak bleeding to death by the side of the
trail?
A HeamopheliYAK

[WCGreen]

1. You are the king.....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Wait there's more. Watch.

[wildhorses]

3. what kind of car does a Yak drive?

WHY....a cadillyak of course

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

[wildhorses]

6. what do Yaks do for exercise?

Jumping Yaks

[WCGreen]

7. What does a Yak use to get aroused....

An aphrodisiYak ....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. These are great.

[wildhorses]

9. why did the Yak go to the ER?

cos he was having a heart attYak

[chknltl]

12. Did he have a cardiyak?

[wildhorses]

14. actually it was just A-fib

[chknltl]

10. How do you offend Superman????

With a brainiYAK, natch.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Did you here the yak invented the first computer?

It was called the Uni-Yak.

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Did you hear about the Senator from Illinois?

His name is Yak Obama.

[wildhorses]

15. what did Charlie Brown's teacher say?

Yakkety Yak...don't talk back

[chknltl]

16. So how do you kill a male yak with a bb gun?

You wait for one near a lake. When it comes up to the lake for a drink, you sneak up behind it and wait for it to dip it's head in the water. When it does this you smack the hell out of the yaks love nuggets with your bb gun!!! If timed right you will find yourself with a drowned yak. If your timing was off.... well at least you didn't try something this stupid with a bull elephant!

sorry....

Ok I'll get back with the program....:

Redneck's notion of fine dining?
The TeriYAKi Palace over at the strip mall.

[Fox Mulder]

17. So two yaks walk into a bar...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. LOL.

[chknltl]

19. A Brazillian Yak Joke.....

You sir, are off my Christmas card list for that!

[Fox Mulder]

20. :(

[chknltl]

21. I am just mad cause I did not think of that one first!!!! nt

[wildhorses]

22. why did the Yak go blind?

cos he has catarYaks....