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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:17 PM
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So who knew Tom Cruise doesn't shoot blanks after all ??
Unless he got a surrogate or something - or how do we know Katie just doesn't have a whole lotta gas ????
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:19 PM
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1. of course he doesn't!
we never would have allowed Project 12108... er... Tom Cruise, into the field... er... to make movies if he were not fully functional.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:24 PM
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4. Robot Monster!
Aaaaaaaaaauuuuugh!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:20 PM
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2. psst
may not shoot blanks, but my guess is that the turkey baster method was employed.
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:23 PM
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3. I don't think that's something I want to even THINK about
Oh crap - too late - the thought's in my head now.

Was Tom licensed to use a turkey baster, and will he use it on a real turkey at Thanksgiving ????

Tom - turkey baster - Tom - leering grin - turkey baster - my head's spinning now.......
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 10:25 PM
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5. Nicole Kidman.
She miscarried his baby when he decided to divorce her.
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