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They say God created man in his image, right? So how come every single one of us looks different? Does god change his appearance every single day, sometimes 4 billion times a day? Or does he have a team of plastic surgeons to make himself kinda-sorta look like everyone of us all at the same time? And then, there's the gender thing--what is he--a hermaphrodite? And then, who SAID he made man to look like him? It's hearsay, I tell ya! We know Adam and Eve didn't get to spend any quality time with him, so there's no wonder their son turned into a psychopathic homicidal maniac! And yeah, what about that woman, Lilith? Whose rib did he use for her, huh? There's a little thing about too many close relatives having kids together--it's called hereditary illnesses! And oh, let's not forget! All those inherited diseases! Geez--it seems god had STDs by the bunches, huh? Well, either him or his brother in the er, ah, down below!
Let's face it! The god of the fundies is as weak as a newborn kitten, and evidently about as smart!
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