Possible names for the Cruise / Holmes love child

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

[RevCheesehead]

1. I'd have to go with Riverboat.

Call me sentimental.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Psych I Atree

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Thankknor the Dominator

[NMMNG]

4. OMG, stop making me laugh so hard

Every time I laugh it sends me into a severe coughing jag...

[democracyindanger]

5. Helpme Godpleasehelpme Cruise nt

[praxiz]

6. Why not just John Holmes?

[6000eliot]

7. How about "Turkey Baster Cruise" after his father?

[SoCalDem]

8. Bicuspid

:)

[NightOwwl]

9. Other.

Toothy Patooty.

Rictus Grinnus.

[Scooter24]

10. How about Fook Mi

:)

[Dem2theMax]

11. Mymommiesmistake Cruise.

The first two wives never got preggers. Hmmmmm. I always thought old Tommy boy was shooting blanks. Now this? I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. LOL.

And here Katie was a 20 something virgin, saving herself for marriage. Tom corrupted her! :evilgrin:

[Graf Orlok]

12. How about Bruce Wayne Cruise?

Or maybe Green Lantern Cruise?

[wildhorses]

13. Canine Holmo Cruiser

[terrya]

14. Thank you, turkey baster Cruise

[arwalden]

15. Kirstie Cruise... Alley Cruise... Fat Actress Cruise

[CanuckAmok]

25. George Wendt Cruise? How about just George W. Cruise?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Other:

This Is Probably Punishment For Being Adolph Hitler In A Previous Life Holmes-Cruise

[bbernardini]

17. PABLO.

DUH.

[-..__...]

18. Cthulhu Cruise.

Admit it, it does have a nice ring to it.

Alternative: "Harbor Cruise"

[henslee]

19. L Ron Cruise,

[gollygee]

20. Clamboy or Clamgirl Cruise

:/

[Kenroy]

21. I vote for

Mission Impossible Cruise.

[miss_kitty]

22. Penelope

:evilgrin:

[grace0418]

23. Big-Ass Teeth Cruise. Jeez, look at the choppers on those two.

Let's hope the child somehow has better sense than either of his parents.

[Kenroy]

24. That kid'll be born with teeth

he'll probably chew his way out.

[CanuckAmok]

26. Princess Cruise

[jackelope72]

27. Publicity Stunt Cruise...or Media Carnival Cruise n/t