Three Texans (joke)

[4_TN_TITANS]

Just got this in an email, encouraging to see things like passed by people who aren't very political....

Subject: Three Texans



Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and

discussing surgeries they had performed.



One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert

pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8

months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of

England."



One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms

and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he

won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."



The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a

cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on

into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work

with was the horse's ass and a pair of cowboy boots. Now he's

president of the United States.

[johnnie]

1. Lol

I like it. :thumbsup: