What movie made you pee yourself?

[MiniMandaRuth]

Since I seem to be both on a posting spree and wanting Mom to get on my case about inappropriate subject lines (HI MOM!), I was just wondering...

Oh, and let's keep it to scary movies, okay? I know that Monty Python and the Holy Grail left you embarrassed and slightly stinky, but what about scary movies? I need a good one for a sleep over.

What movie made you wonder about how much pop you had drunken before.

My friend's mother had to buy a new pair of pants after the Exorcist. Well, her boyfriend bought them for her.

For me, it was a foreign film called 'Audition'. I saw it on the International channel.

BAD idea.

So, what scary movie made you empty your bladder, or came pretty darn close to it?

[grannylib]

1. The Omen and sequels. I don't come close to that crap anymore, I don't

think it's good to mess with such evil and pretend it's entertainment...they scared the daylights outta me.

[tjwmason]

4. Same here

That is the only film which has genuinely scared me - others have had moments of shock &c. but that kept it up for a fair portion of the whole film.

It majorly didn't help that I do know a fair bit about the Catholic mysticism on which it is built. :scared:

[Guy Fawkes]

2. A funny movie almost did it...

"The Aristocrats" by Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette. Absolute hilarity.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

7. I can't wait to see that

So many comic heroes in one documentary. I downloaded the South Park version & it simply left me wanting more.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Two categories:

scary: Wait until Dark

funny: Bruce Almighty (almost choked to death)

[OneGrassRoot]

5. The Blair Witch Project.......

I think that was the name.

I've always loved scary movies and rarely actually get scared. The Omen types do get to me more than other scary types. But this movie....for whatever reason that I can't recall now....had me watching through the slits of my fingers, since I had my hands over my eyes the last 30 minutes or so. The first 30 minutes or so were so lame that I didn't realize I was all caught up in it and scared sh*tless until it was too late! :hide:

I know you didn't ask for funny ones, but "Malibu's Most Wanted" absolutely cracked me up!!! Oh man, you guys have to see that if you haven't already. Just thinking about it makes me have to pee.....:rofl:

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

6. As a kid it was "Nightmare on Elm Street"

which I saw at a mates house when I was about 8 and couldn't sleep for days, because I was expecting Freddy to come into my dreams.

Second to that is a BBC play called "Ghostwatch". It was presented as a 90-minute studio based show investigating the paranormal. A kids-TV presenter (whom I adored) was in a house that was allegedly haunted by a guy called "Mr Pipes" who had terrorised the mother and her two daughters. About 40-minutes in weird stuff started happening (banging, objects flung about, etc) which got everyone excited until it was revealed that it was all being done by the eldest daughter. Re-lax. Back to the studio & they took a call from someone claiming to have seen "Mr Pipes" in some of the early footage from the show. They located the footage, played it back, & sure enough there was a ghostly figure of a man hovering by the door. At this point I absolutely pooed my pants! Then things started going really crazy in the house. Things were flying everywhere, the youngest daugher got a series of cuts up her arm and the picture kept cutting out. This built up to a massive crescendo which ended with the kids TV host screaming like mad before everything went black. Back to the studio and a terrible wind tore down the set leaving the host (a very respected TV-interviewer called Michael Parkinson) alone with a camera. He stared into it for a while before reciting a nursery rhyme then everything faded to black. TO say I was scared would be an understatement. I was completely suckered in by the show - convinced it was real & convinced I had just seen a lot of people killed for real. It haunted me for weeks.

Anyway, it came out on DVD about 2 years ago & I picked up a copy. I watched it with a group of people who hadn't seen it before & they all thought it was cheesy pap. I, however, despite the wooden acting, despite the fact I knew it was fake, still clammed up & got totally suckered into it again.

Since then I've seen a LOT of horror movies & nothing has touched me like those two. Cronenberg's "Dead Ringers" affected me on a certain level & I don't feel up to revisiting it anytime soon, despite being a huge fan of the guy. In recent years, it's more revulsion at what I'm seeing, than fear that I experience -- "Scrapbook" & "August Underground" / "Mordum" being examples.

I'm currently reading a book about Takashi Miike - the guy who directed Audion. He's incredibly prolific -- directing around 60 movies in the past 15 years of which I've seen about 15. He's returning to horror next year for a v. cool series on Showtime called "Masters of Horror" where everybody who's anybody is directing/writing a show. I only hope it comes to DVD over here. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448190/fullcredits)

[Lilyhoney]

9. After I saw

Nightmare on Elmstreet part 2, I had a horrible time falling asleep for about a month. As I lay in my bed with my eyes open I could see freddie. It really freaked me out. I thought I was loosing my mind.

I think I was about 12 years old at the time.

[DS1]

8. The history a Niagra Falls

:-)

[kwassa]

10. The original "War of the Worlds" film when I was a kid

Great special effects that scared the daylights outta me and gave me nightmares for a long time.

[southlandshari]

11. Helter Skelter.

:scared: