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Some engineers were sitting around talking and one said "What kind of engineer do you think God is?"
One guy says "Well, look at the human body... he's obviously a mechanical engineer. The way the bone structure works with the muscles, all the joints and everything..."
Another says "No, I gotta say he's an electrical engineer... all the nervous system and the brain -- it's all about electrical impulses..."
He's interrupted with "No, it's gotta be a chemical engineer... the billions of chemical reactions that go on constantly, all the hormones and DNA... gotta be a chemical engineer."
The last one says "No, you're all wrong. He's obviously a civil engineer... who else would run a toxic waste line through a recreational area?"
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