Werner Earhart was driving down the street not knowing where he

[Crazy Guggenheim]

was going and speeding. A cop pulled him over noticed who it was. The cop pulled out his gun and blew Earhart's head off.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Margaret Mead walks into a bar orders a drink and pays for it with

a counterfeit bill. The bartender says "Hey this is a counterfeit!" Mead says "So what! My research got passed off as real!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Keep 'em coming!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Hey there, my dear Crazy Guggenheim!

A joke thread?

And I don't have any....damn.......


Yours sound good, BTW....... :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Thought them up myself!! Thanks for responding to my thread too .......

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I love responding to your threads!

You are a cool guy...you know?

I can't think up a joke to save my life......:hug: :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Name a subject and I'll think one up for you.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Name a subject.....hm....

How about ...women and shopping?

OR.....men and shopping? for cars or clothes?

How's that?



:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. I'll be right back.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Ok. This is mediocre.

A man takes his wife to go shopping in this very upscale department store. They go into the lingere dept pick out something and bring it up tp the counter. The clerk says to him "Wow you must really like this outfit. You bought the same one for the pool boy last week!"


Sorry it's bad.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. It is NOT!

You made me laugh out loud!

My dear Crazy Guggenheim........:loveya: :hug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Thanks.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, lower your expectations during this time.

[Jara sang]

13. Are you familiar with Erhard, Crazy?

I knew somebody that was into EST, really into it, back in the seventies.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. No. I just thought of it. I know a couple of people who went through

it though.