Ok, you just HAVE to read this.

[lildreamer316]

Yes, I'm still reading the Focus on the Family site (SORRY FOR THE SMELL) and I promise this is the last post about it,but really---you HAVE to read this. Fell over laughing.
It is from an article advising young men/teenagers how to NOT look at girls lustfully.They want you to replace that "bad" habit with this one:
Bouncing the Eyes

In the past, your eyes have always bounced toward the sexual and not away from it. To combat years of this reflexive action, you need to train your eyes to immediately bounce away when it comes upon a sexy image—much like the way you jerk your hand away from a hot stove. Here it is in a nutshell:
When your eyes bounce toward a woman’s attributes, they must bounce away immediately.
But why must the bounce be immediate? One might argue that a glance is just a glance. A glance doesn’t linger.
Granted, a glance is different from staring open-mouthed until drool pools at your feet, but a glance can be more than enough “eye juice” to give you that little chemical high, that little pop. In our experience, bouncing away immediately is clean and easy for the mind to understand and doesn’t give the mind wiggle room to “lock and load.”


Have you EVER...............

[KitchenWitch]

1. And there are people who really believe that shit

Christ on the halfshell!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Boy, they really want you to kiss your sex life goodbye, don't they?

:scared:

[Graf Orlok]

3. That's one of the reasons why I'm not religious.

They make up too many stupid fucking rules and they take all the fun out of life.

If I want to drool over a woman's nice attributes, then goddamn it, I will!

[Wapsie B]

5. It's manipulation by guilt.

Make people feel guilty for having sexual urges. I swear there are more than a few people in the world who raise holy hell in their early years then give into shit like this out of guilt for their supposed evil lives. They feel the need to beat themselves up for having actually lived life.

[Maestro]

4. Teach the supress natural urges to the point that they crack

and become some sexual predator. This people are freaks. Mind you, I am not advocating gawking at a nice looking person but please, these nuts make it sound like you are baaaaaaadddddddd and sinful.

[jane_pippin]

6. Ew. The store I work in carries his books and

Bill O'Rielly's and Ann Coulter's and books by the rest of this puke-inducing bunch. I like to read them during breaks to my co-workers so we can all have a nice laugh. Then I wash my hands about 800 times.

(Don't get to excited--we carry progressive books too. I'd say the progressive titles outnumber the conservative titles and they sell more often to boot).