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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 07:10 PM
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Holy Human Candle, Batman!
I just blew a piece of earwax out of my right ear that could have easily been mistaken for a corn flake :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...wait

:puke:

...okay

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Now I don't have to slide the balance on Winamp to 90% right in order to even it out! :D
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:04 PM
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1. Christ - my daughter pulled a chunk of that crap out of her ear tonight
too. That is just gross! The girl has never heard of Q-tips, apparently. (Her father used to get obsessed with that shit too.)
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:06 PM
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2. Whoa
way too much info.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:07 PM
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3. Sorry about that.
:blush:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:09 PM
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5. It was a Q-tip that caused the probkem in the first place
Yes, I'm notorious for excessive buildup, but I just ended pushing and packing some in the other day and have been half deaf since. I bought some Murine stuff today with a squirt thingy but it wasn't doing shit, 50/50 water/peroxide wasn't doing anything either - so it was repeated doses of pure peroxide followed up with warm water flushes that got it out.

Nasty
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:18 PM
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12. Okay, carry on then!
I've had to flush her ears a few times, too.

So, what else is new? Are you having as boring a Saturday night as I am?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:22 PM
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13. Yeah, pretty much
Not too boring though

I spent the day photographing some football
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=280x8181
now I'm laying here, enjoying my stereo hearing, and admiring the redness on only one half of my face from standing in the same direction for three hours
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:28 PM
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17. Your photography is very good. I've admired your sig line pics
too. Nice work! :thumbsup:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:08 PM
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4. I coulda gone my whole life without *hearin'* about that....
...ewww! :puke: :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:10 PM
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6. And there I was, thinking this would sink like a soggy cheerio
and finally hearing the crickets :D
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:11 PM
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7. LOL...can't believe it hasn't been locked yet....
...bodily function threads are striiickly prohiiiibited! :o
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:13 PM
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8. What?
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:15 PM
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10. Oh right...you can't hear again all of a sudden....
....I know you're aware of the rules. :evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:14 PM
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9. Just so long as you don't ponder
putting any of those 'cornflakes' on chicken, everyone will stay happy.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:15 PM
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11. how about stuffed chicken surprise?
:D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:23 PM
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14. I'll send someone right over
to microwave some fish.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:24 PM
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15. I know a certain furbag who heartily approves of such a plan
:D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:28 PM
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16. If the rumours
of dog breath are as bad as you say, you may want to coax Shelby and Brady into a nibble. It'll probably improve things slightly.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:30 PM
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18. mmmm... Sockfish
I can't wait
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:30 PM
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19. Breaded in cornflakes, dontchya know.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:33 PM
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20. Cornflakes? I think you just got 'the look'
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:40 PM
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21. I prefer 'the look'
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