I am proud to announce my new corporate sponsor, Bechtel

[Telly Savalas]

It is with great pleasure that I announce my partership with Bechtel. Bechtel is one of the world's premier engineering, construction, and project management companies. Given their impressive reputation, I am proud to enter a synergistic business relationship with them. In exchange for me letting them use their logo as my new avatar, I am being handsomely compensated.

I want to assure you however that this partnership will in no way influence the content of my posts. I shall continue to uphold my high standards for promoting the progressive agenda and supporting its strongest leaders like Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Don't make me climb through the screen to kick your

:dem:

[Telly Savalas]

2. You no-uh like-uh da corporate sponsorship of posters

at a left wing website?

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Well if the corporate sponsors are

Newman's Own, Burt's Bees, or Ben N Jerry's.. it's all good.

But Bechtel is a no-no. *g*

[Telly Savalas]

4. How about Kellogg, Brown, and Root?

They made a rather generous offer too.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Nope. Tell them to stick it.

[Telly Savalas]

6. OK. I'll talk to Wackenhut then.

http://www.wackenhut.com/

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. How about talking to some hemp farmers?

[Telly Savalas]

9. The DLC is concerned about the potential for hemp being cultivated

with excessive THC levels. Since they are the clearest voice in the progressive movement, I think we should all take heed.

However inspired by your suggestion to promote our nation's fine agricultural sector, I've decided aid tobacco farmers and enter into a business partnership with Marlboro, and their logo shall now appear in my sigline.

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. You're selling out and Marlboros and Bechtel was the best you could do?

:P

[Telly Savalas]

11. They are very profitable organizations.

Hence they can afford to pay handsomely.

In return I'm more than happy to give them exposure at DU and spread news of the good work they do to help our communities.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Eagles Up

[Telly Savalas]

12. Y'know, I'm kind of scared to go into GD

dressed like this.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. I quintuple dare ya!