I'm coming out of the closet...for the 1st time...to the world..........

[Buddyblazon]

I realized it 5 years ago. And I've never told anybody this but....

I THINK THAT PICKLES IS HOT!

Oh geez! There I admitted it. I am so ashamed. But I've always wanted to give her a good rogering...like I KNOW she's never had.

Please tell me there's nothing wrong with me.

[KitchenWitch]

1. EEEEK

TMI alert!

Too fucking much information! :rofl:

[Buddyblazon]

2. You think it's hard for you?

Trying living with the knowledge that you want to ride Laura like a Harley while swilling back a beer.

I can only be true to myself. It's difficult. But I can no longer live a lie.

[WCGreen]

3. Those pleated skirts drive me bonkers.....

:crazy:

[Buddyblazon]

4. See...I'm not alone.

That one picture of her in the white silk suit out in front of an inebriated bush. GGGRrrrrrr.

And see. I'm not alone. There are more A-picklesexuals then you'd ever want to imagine.

[JVS]

5. ME TOO BROTHER!

:hug: :cry:

It's so good to know that there are others out there. If we were talking about sexy first-ladies, she'd be in the top 5!

[WCGreen]

6. Mrs. Calvin Cooladge was a hottie...

yes sir, she held swinger events right there in the Oval office....

[JVS]

10. Ok, that's it top 5 list!

1. Jackie K.
2. Nancy Reagan (I have heard stories about her past involving chrome and trailer hitches)
3. Mrs. Coolidge
4. Pickles
5. Betty Ford (I have a weakness for ladies who enjoy booze and pills)

[Buddyblazon]

17. Okay....

The only ones I could pick out of a line up are:

1.Jackie K.
2.Nancy Reagan
3.Hillary Clinton
4.Pickles
5.Babs
6.Elanor Roosevelt

That's it...and the only one I think was attractive out of the six I could pick out of a line up...is Pickles.

Nancy Reagan? Okay. Now I feel the need to leave as well.

What a buzz kill man.

[JVS]

20. You don't prefer Jackie to Laura, you're insane!

[Buddyblazon]

23. I know I SHOULD.

But I don't. I dated a girl who very JackieO facial features. And it was just a sour period.

Now everytime I see a picture of JackieO...I get a twitch like the Chief in all those Pink Panther movies.

[Buddyblazon]

8. Does anyone have a picture of her when she was young?

I bet in her 20's, she was a demolisher.

[radwriter0555]

7. We have PLACES for people like you... places that can help you recover

from this dangerous problem.

MERCY HOUSE RULES!

"Mercy House isn't for the kids who go there, it's for the parents...."

[NMMNG]

9. Jebus, I think I need another drink

:beer:

[WCGreen]

11. More Soy Milk Screamers....

[NMMNG]

14. You betcha

:9

[WCGreen]

15. It's one o'clock....

Do you know where your sanity is....

[NMMNG]

18. You assume I had some to begin with?

:crazy:

[WCGreen]

21. Great... Insane Lesbians.... Check in here....

I smell a John Carpenter Movie

[NMMNG]

27. Yes, that sounds like something he would do

Of course he'd turn them into vampires or zombies no doubt.

[WCGreen]

30. Lesbian Vampires.... Ahh it's been done

[NMMNG]

31. Sounds vaguely familiar, though I can't place it

[LaraMN]

12. Pickles IS hot! and firm.

and if we are to believe the packaging, crispy.

[WCGreen]

16. Nothin better than a firm crisp pickle....

[alarcojon]

13. Then I take it you have this one saved?

[tuvor]

19. That's just plain unnatural.

God never intended for such freakish desires.

[JVS]

22. Go ahead, call it an abomination if you must

[Buddyblazon]

24. She's cuter than her daughters...

and I'm closer to their ages.

[Blue-Jay]

25. I'd rather give attention to my own pickle, thank you.

[Graf Orlok]

26. Pickles Oblong?

:shrug:

[Buddyblazon]

28. Yes....mostly.

No...actually...completely.

[IChing]

29. OK, now I'm getting ill also.... I need Syrup of ipecac

Quick, anyone?

[JVS]

32. I'm kicking this to raise consciousness!