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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 01:21 AM
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Chemical in Saliva Linked to Cure for Bowel Disease
Seems like Bush won't ever have any bowel problems then, given that Blair's tongue is wedged firmly up his arse...

:evilgrin:

"A chemical found naturally in saliva could hold the key to helping patients with a painful and dangerous bowel disease.

Researchers from London found that the substance, called EGF, appeared to improve the chances of ulcerative colitis going into remission.

One in 600 people in the UK have the illness, which leads to ulceration of the large intestine. "

Full story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3090231.stm
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 01:25 AM
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1. What a remedy
Can't wait to go to the pharmacist with THAT prescription.

1 buttlicker, po qid
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 03:22 AM
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2. One rimjob to be taken twice daily after meals......
Arf arf!

Hey, if that guy's tongue transplant surgery doesn't work, maybe he should shove it up his arse instead?

Just a thought...

P.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 03:27 AM
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3. or mine
I kinda like it.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:19 AM
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6. Wow!
That's sure something I don't think I'll be tryin' any time soon.
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talkinghand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 03:32 AM
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4. Make that "rim"edy
.
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 03:38 AM
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5. PML!!! Felchadol - you're handy rimedy.......
Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

P.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 09:15 AM
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10. QID, fine
but PO is, um, a roundabout way to a butt-licking...
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:20 AM
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7. e. Coli
What about e. Coli?
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:31 AM
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8. I read the whole article but didn't find what I wanted to know
What made them decide to test this substance?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 08:36 AM
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9. It was butt a fluke
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 12:16 PM
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12. har har har
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 10:37 AM
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11. Too late for my sister
She had a colostomy due to ulcerative colitis last fall. She got rid of the bag a few months ago after getting further surgery to hook her back up.
She'll never have ulcerative colitis again, however.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 12:21 PM
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13. First the prostate cancer thing
now this. No wonder the Christian conservatives hate science, first it made the world round, then it came up with evolution, and now it has proved that masturbation and butt licking are good for you.
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