what is everyone's favorite term for "testicles"?

[PittPoliSci]

is it a regional term, universal, or just one you thought was funny one day?

i just saw a post about a guy who got his scrotum cut open on a window and lost 4 pints of blood. now, if that would've happened to someone i know, i would be saying something about his "bean bag" getting sliced and his "nuggets" falling out.

what're your favorites?

[HEyHEY]

1. Big jim and the twins

[Pert_UK]

2. I like referring to them as "my boys".....

But only amongst people who understand Withnail and I references....

Otherwise it has to be "bollocks", "knackers" or "nadgers"....I'm not fussy really.

P.

[Sal316]

3. Nads!

LOL!

[Fenris]

4. I like

The "Factory" for the whole package.

[caledesi]

5. berries....

[Pert_UK]

6. Hairy Beanbags...

"hairy beanbags n. Pink 70s style seating provided within the underpants for the exclusive use of the bald man, Spurt Reynolds (qv), Kojak, Captain Picard etc."

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_h.htm

P.

[MrScorpio]

7. Just a few names

Tallywackers

Cojones

Huevos Rancheros

Pod People

Bouncy Knockers

Da Boyz

Hacky Sackers

The Jim Bobs

The Homieez

The Crown Jewels

The Tackle Box

The Resevoir

Hairy hangers

The Tom Tom Club

The Precious Few

A pair ("Sound off like you got....")

Balzac

The power and the glory

The bad news bears

And last but not least:

The urban oysters

[Rowdyboy]

8. My "nuts"

and my "nutsack"

[arwalden]

30. "Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had two, I'd be King!"

-- Allen

[BurtWorm]

9. Names suggested by thread titles in DU Lounge

protected ducklings

klutzy kittens

dark materials

hairy potters

boom cars

weird little nuances

hummer terrorists

newbies

[Pert_UK]

12. PML!!! "Hey careful baby - don't bruise my protected ducklings!"

ROFLMPDO!!!

P.

[BurtWorm]

17. "Teen Shoots Self in Hummer Terrorists!"

Can't wait to see that headline!

[HEyHEY]

13. You forgot "Freddy and Murphy"

[BurtWorm]

16. I noticed those too late

[Pert_UK]

10. My Peanuts.......courtesy of NWH

"Well they’re low cholesterol and high protein
Hotter than a Mexican jumping bean
Have em dry roasted or vacuum packed
My peanuts come alive when you open that sack
Smoother than Jiff, and fresher than Planters
My peanuts exceed all standards
Def enough to knock you to your knees
And even planters don’t crack no nuts like these
My peanuts!

http://www.avatarrecords.com/records/artists/various/fear_black_hat/lyrics-peanuts.html

[44wax]

11. nuts in a nut sack

[Rocinante]

14. Testiclii

[rppper]

15. the jewells....

:kick:

[sasquatch]

18. here is mine

I call mine the


1.trouser snake
2.purple magic wand and my harry sack of magic

[Qutzupalotl]

35. Is that like

Harry Pecker and the Sorceror's Bone?

[Ignoramus]

19. Booblets

..

[Against ME]

20. Man tits.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[WilliamPitt]

21. taint

:)

[Pert_UK]

22. That's not right is it?

I thought that the "taint" was the grundle area.....

P.

[EOTE]

31. That's right...

I've never heard of it referred to as the 'grundle' area before, I'll need to remember that. I've always thought of the taint as it was once described by Conan O'Brien; 'It taint your hoo and it taint your ha, it's just your taint'.

Riders on the storm.... something something... a guy without a taint.

[PittPoliSci]

37. i always used taint to describe another region.

the one right between your nutsack and your asshole. i use that or "grendel" referring to the nasty monster from Beowulf.

[Pert_UK]

23. I think that Clinton's first term did most for my testicles.....

with the repeal of testicular taxation and the introduction of subsidised nutsack insurance. So that would have to be my favourite....

Thanks for asking.

:evilgrin:

P.

[Fridays Child]

24. calf fries

mm mm good

[JohnKleeb]

25. well

nuts
nads
gonads
yirples (For the dog only not me)
The sore zone

[HailToTheThief]

26. Testes....testes...one...two

My favorite term is BOLLUCKS

[Pert_UK]

27. ROFLMAO!!!

Very amusing!

However...it's "bollocks" and not "bollucks", although the pronunciation is probably closer to the "u" sound.

Testicle pedantry - there should be a law against it.

As an aside, I loved the bit in Goldmember when Dr Evil gets hit in the nuts and then has to count them....."One........two....and three, yes they're all there."

[Bake]

28. The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Song with the above title, by the great comedian Rodney Carrington, uses just about every term for the "twins" that I've ever heard, and most of the ones listed in this thread. I highly recommend it, although it's painful listening for a guy!

Bake

[Downeast]

29. What?, No Balls.

Plain old balls.

[Zero Gravitas]

32. Attachments

as per David Hobbs "he has huge... attachments" in reference to the bravery of a F1 driver.

[frylock]

33. minerals.

[MrScorpio]

34. Here's another one

The Richard Jewels

"Me?!? Screw that girl? You've got the wrong man."

[ronnykmarshall]

36. Nards!