I think we should be using the word "Brown" as an adjective....

[WeRQ4U]

Like when you get in a fight and get your ass kicked, your buddies would say "Dude, you just got BROWNED".

Or "That test was ridiculously hard. I was completed BROWNED. I guess it's time for me to go out to the bar and get BROWNED."

I think it might catch on.

[XemaSab]

1. Dude, he BROWNED you

right in the CHENEY!

You're not going to be sitting for a month after that one!

[leftofthedial]

2. do you mean as a verb

I really BROWNED my Soc midterm.

I thought I knew how to fix the microwave, but I BROWNED it. Now my cat is growing a second tail and horns.

[billyskank]

3. I would have thought

that browning would mean sitting around on your fat ass when you're badly needed? :shrug:

[MN ChimpH8R]

4. Like UPS, we could ask

"What can BROWN do for you?"

"Hey, BROWN left me sitting on the roof for five days with no food or water..."

[Inland]

9. Yeah, I bet UPS is testing right now re: "brown". nt

[madinmaryland]

5. Such as . .

Dude, you made the BROWN noise!

[kwassa]

6. Since Brown is MY last name, and my brother is Michael Brown

though not THAT Michael Brown, an extremely common name by the way ...

Brown is the fifth most common last name in the US. You will be insulting a whole lot of innocent people.

There are a lot of Michael Browns suffering right now, I'm sure.

[WeRQ4U]

11. Jones is also a common name, and no offense is taken when it's a verb...

Like "Man, I am JONESIN' for a cigarette". Just one example. There are many.

:P

[kwassa]

12. How do you know no offense is taken??????????

and what are those other examples?

[Solon]

13. Don't know, but my sister's fiance's name is Josh.

I keep telling him to stop Joshing me dammit! He HATES that, but I'm his designated big brother, its my job to tease him. :)

[kick-ass-bob]

7. I think 'Chertoff' would be better.

That dude is such a Chertoff.

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

8. Bush has a really hard time

saying that name correctly. He comes close to saying cherkoff!

[Poiuyt]

10. I always heard you should never wear a brown suit

One junior exec went to his office and the president of the company chided him on his choice of office attire say, "Don't you know what brown is the color of?"