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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:28 AM
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Men, answer this question for me
How the hell does that loose change get into the urinal? I mean, the damn thing doesn't look like a wishing well to me.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:31 AM
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1. I've never seen loose change in a urinal...
...but I'll be interested in reading the responses you get.:)
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:33 AM
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3. I have not seen that either
and I clean urinals for a living. Is someone else stealing my tips? :wtf:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:42 AM
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9. that's funny n/t
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:33 AM
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2. Maybe it is for some guys...
"Damn, she's right. Look at that thing. I wish...." :)
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MostlyLurks Donating Member (738 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:35 AM
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4. That's how God makes pennies. n/t
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:38 AM
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5. SOme people just piss away money
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:18 PM
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16. Gotta give that a thumbs up
:thumbsup:
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Ron Mexico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:38 AM
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6. Reaching for a cell phone
I had this happen when I got a call mid-piss. I reached into my pocket to get my phone and dumped 65 cents in the urinal in the process.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:41 AM
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8. "...dumped 65 cents in the urinal..."
You don't have to pay to receive a call in the restroom.:)
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Ron Mexico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:45 AM
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12. LOL!
Unfortunately, I also dropped my passcard in the urinal (which gets me past an electronic lock at work), THAT and I had to retrieve. I left the change, though. :)
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:39 PM
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19. why are you answering the phone in mid-piss
do you really need to talk to someone that bad
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:39 AM
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7. I've never, ever seen loose change in a urinal.
:shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:42 AM
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10. I've been a man all my life, and I've never seen change in a urinal
:shrug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:20 PM
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17. This is the second time I've seen it at work
and at two different employers.

This time, it was just a dime. Last time, it was a quarter. And it stayed there for a couple weeks, too.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:44 AM
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11. What about gum?
Who spits their gum in the urinal? Evidently, a lot of men do.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:39 PM
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20. I do
sorry
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:45 AM
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13. Heard a story about a similar situation one time
Wish I could remember the players' names.

Anyway, the storyteller (ST) mentioned that the linemen were not the brightest in the world, but one time one lineman (OLM) took the cake.

He was in the restroom, and OLM stood up from the toilet.

OLM looked at the toilet. ST watched, curious, as OLM took out his wallet and pulled a $50. OLM then threw the $50 into the toilet.

ST couldn't believe it, so he asked OLM why he did that.

OLM said "I sure as hell ain't going in there for 35 cents . . ."
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:49 AM
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14. maybe those are really kidney stones.
:hurts:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:08 PM
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15. why do you hate America?
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photuris Donating Member (50 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 12:27 PM
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18. Some guys are so tough
They sh*t glass
Spit nails
And piss nickels
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 07:26 AM
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21. EAGLES UP !
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3949929&mesg_id=3949929

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 07:29 AM
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22. I haven't ever seen coins in the urinal either...
Gum, yes. Coins, no.
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