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Tesla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 07:00 PM
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A freeper joke just sent to me, .......
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out and saw that there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

It's important at our age.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 07:04 PM
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1. Like to see that particular asshole have a crippling stroke.
And then try and have a little fun.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 07:09 PM
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2. I don't believe it.
WHen the freeper marched on, the police officer would have questioned him on his behavior.

When this idiot called the cop a name, I highly doubt the officer would just continue writing tickets. He would have confronted the pathetic liar.

Freepers just make up the stupidest shit.





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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 07:21 PM
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3. Yes they do.
And this Hillary fixation they have........
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 07:22 PM
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4. They fixate on either Hilary or Clinton's penis.
I can not understand their obsessions.

They must be sexually repressed and afraid of women. What else could it be? :shrug:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:28 PM
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8. It's a joke
Not a funny joke, but a joke nonetheless. I don't think it's meant to be a "true story".
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:04 PM
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5. That joke has been making the rounds for a while
It's just a fill-in-the-blank joke, change the sticker to "W '04" if you prefer. Problem solved.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:16 PM
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6. Repukes have absolutely no sense of humor, do they?
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:18 PM
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7. What about the burly E-7?
Or was it E-6?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 01:45 AM
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9. This joke was about as funny
as their songs are lyrically intriguing.
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