Well, YOU try to deconstruct Iraq says U.S. Defensive Dept.

[SweetheartLikeYou]

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to recent criticism of reconstruction efforts in Iraq, the U.S. Defensive Department released a statement to the public Monday suggesting that perhaps they could do better, since they're obviously so smart.

"Well, it looks like you American people have figured it all out, then," the statement read in part. "There's no need for the old government to do anything, because the citizens know just how to handle this whole reconstruction-of-Iraq thing. Well, go ahead! If it's so simple, and if you're so smart, then what's stopping you? Come on."


so, go on, read more...if you can take it...

http://www.theonion.com/3942/news1.html

[peekaloo]

1. LOL! I lurve the Onion.

Welcome to DU SweetheartLikeYou!


What's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this? ;-)

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. HA!

I COULD do better.

[peekaloo]

3. pffffffftttttttttttttt

better than Dylan? :P

[SweetheartLikeYou]

6. Until proven otherwise,

as to Dylan: "NOBODY does it better."

:yourock:

[SweetheartLikeYou]

5. Do it. Do it better!

:hi:

[SweetheartLikeYou]

4. Why, thank you, peekaloo!

:toast:

[Bronco69]

7. I love the Onion!

Actually I wonder if there's any truth to that story. Have you noticed every time a wingnut gets backed into a corner about Iraq, they always say "well, what is the Democrat's plan?" Personally, I think they're looking for ideas.

[SweetheartLikeYou]

8. Whatever do you mean?

I simply thought the source had goofed up on the Defense Department but that this was an actual news report ;-) .